HattiesHat

I reblog stuff I like. Feel free to message me and stuff.

[millionfish]

Pet commission for Pyry! 🌸💮🌸

[thewannabeee]

Fun Facts About Honey

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

[raygender]

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

[thewannabeee]

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)

[athenasdragon]

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

[athenasdragon]

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

[eilooxara]

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

[that-lesbian-writer-deactivated]

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

[catchymemes]

[r4cs0]

That GIF is killing me

[theconcealedweapon]

[xiaoguiwang]

[text ID: Instead of saying "Women slept their way to the top", we say "Men withhold promotions until they receive sexual favors" /END ID]

[infomedicos]

Arte y Anatomía

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[radioswritingtipstuff]

Somehow this’ll help

[gundh4m-t4n4k4]

[likeahqueen]

This works for femmes too yall !

[slimmtherealist]

[45percenterthen]

babe wake up its out of touch blackbeard thursday

[lakevida]

[lingua-mortua]

reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs

[violentoffender]

[beardedmrbean]

[uncle-cazador]

Oh my fucking god

[solardrake]

[politijohn]

Solidarity with Kroger workers

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

1) Don’t cross the picket line at Colorado-based King Soopers today

2) A list of all Kroger brands to avoid and consider shopping elsewhere

[cannaqueers]

King Soopers Strike Begins, Union Says Grocery Store Has 'Unfair Labor Practices'

Thousands of grocery store employees in Colorado are on strike after negotiations between the union and King Soopers fell apart.

[foulserpent]

oh my god

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[maeofthedead]

Same energy 

[i-am-venomancer]

This is how you write cosmic horror

[bibliolectors]

Bibliotecas gatunas: gatos súper lectores (ilustración de Ms. Cat Zola)

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE THE ONION

[idrils]

#this is what you all sound like talking about succession

[memecage]

It’s a split!