xyso†hone

yet another rando blog, but with a Catholic twist now. late 20's, American, Roman Catholic (which implies Christian), cis/straight/male, autistic, cerebral, full of cheese (so maybe "literally Stalin"), biochem degree, budding liturgical composer, pretty okay hornist. i queue/schedule more often than not. i would love to pray for you! AMDG.

[funnyflywheel]

after music ministry for easter vigil and easter morning (h/t christian cosas)

[catholic-church-official]

his nayme is Christ who on thys night hath filled the world with hope and light he rose from death set sinners free o hell where is thy victory?

[notalwaysluminous]

why lik teh bred when you can BE teh bred? 

[dorks-infiction]

…@mememic-bry

[surfeit-of-stoats]

#our nayms the church#and on thys morn#we syng becus the veyl was torn#remembring Christ rose from the ded#we kepe the feast;#we eat the Bred (via @mememic-bry)

[thathopeyetlives]

It got better.

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[violetganache42]

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.

(Sources: Wall Street Journal and Hollywood Reporter)

[funnyflywheel]

[mf-dude]

[scarabesque-returns]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

They cooked him. They cooked him and you're laughing. In the oven

[funnyflywheel]

@ajeckaea don't look

[sunglassesbot]

 I wrote a post about how the concept of folk Catholicism is dumb and incoherent, albeit in more diplomatic language. I tagged it Folk Catholicism and it got reblogged by a bunch of those folk Catholicism blogs and I'm beginning to think that those people just have bad reading comprehension

[funnyflywheel]

you forget which website you’re on, sir

[uovoc]

brands usually try to choose transliterated names that have nice poetic connotations, like Google (谷歌/guge/"valley song"), but not all brands will bother to come up with a transliteration, so they get auto-assigned one by The Public, which doesn't care about PR and also has a sense of humor, and thus the official unofficial names include:

Trader Joe's - 缺德舅/quede jiu/"rotten uncle"

Whole Foods - 猴父子/hou fuzi/"monkey father and son"

Costco - 抠死抠/kousikou/"stingy as hell"

[sladeofyaupon]

Let the honorable mention go to Facebook - 非死不可 / fēi sǐ bù kě/ "absolutely must die"

[im-mender]

tumblr is officially transliterated as 汤博乐/tāngbólè, a phono-semantic matching with 博 from 博客 for blog and 乐 for enjoyment. but it's also popularly called 汤不热/tāng bù rè/"the soup is not hot"

[funnyflywheel]

@ajeckaea i’m at soup

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

bedford borough council's soc med person has had it with maggie tyers

[elodieunderglass]

I’m not going to get over this easily. Among the responsibilities of the Bedford Borough Council are

rubbish bins,

parking permits,

council tax, and

the placement of foster children

Within the county of Bedfordshire, England, UK.

Not listed among their responsibilities:

the creation, positioning, professional conduct, ongoing maintenance and estate costs, and scheduling of the fucking Moon

[gallusrostromegalus]

Yeah if someone wants to complain about the effects of the moon on the Christian Calendar, your best bet is taking it up with the Archbishop of Orlando, Florida and also The Moon* *Due to a canon law that says "any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric** from whence the discovering expedition departed." ** The current Archbishop John Noonan probably isn't going to be much help because he "Does not consider himself archbishop of the moon", but the paperwork still says he is, and also technically in charge of the International Space Station***, which also launched from his Diocese. ***I don't think the astronauts are going to assist this individual much either.

[funnyflywheel]

"Does not consider himself archbishop of the moon"

are you sure about that?

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[funnyflywheel]

@oreotiger

[shakespearesdaughters]

[funnyflywheel]

@oreotiger

[cheerfullycatholic]

[beardedmrbean]

[rohirric-hunter]

[funnyflywheel]

@ajeckaea

[funnyflywheel]

Pass the Christmas Tree! 🎄

You got the tree! Send this to 8 of your friends! No group chats. Just copy and paste this to your friends. This started in Alabama so don't be the one who stops the cycle!! Good luck!

it’s not even advent yet

[beardedmrbean]

[funnyflywheel]

@confitebor-in-cithara

[keepcatholic]

Kill yourself yankee faggot

While I do not usually entertain fan mail, I am going to use the opportunity to share a fun video on the origin of the word “yankee”:

[funnyflywheel]

you could’ve just said something like “no, i’m a dodgers fan. get it right”

[oreotiger]

woke up at 0530 without an alarm and took a shower and went on a 90 minute walk. not sure who the fuck i woke up as this morning but i'll take it

[funnyflywheel]

did you wake up like this guy?

[cheerfullycatholic]

Please wait until Black Friday at the earliest or Advent at the latest before becoming insufferable

Too late I am listening to Christmas music as we speak DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

TIS (almost) THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[funnyflywheel]

but can you keep it up until february 2?

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Trick or treat! 🐈‍⬛

Hello!

Here have a special twix

[funnyflywheel]

@sunglassesbot