hello

i finally updated my pfp ur welcome

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[skopostheorie]

[gingik]

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh my god....

[thirstkanaphan]

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[repetitionandvariation]

homura/hitomi is the funniest ship to me. because it could be real. it has a nonzero amount of canon evidence supporting it. hitomi interalized homophobia friday.

[bapzap]

hitohumu htursday

[repetitionandvariation]

REBLOG FOR A BEAUTIFUL YURIOUS HITOHOMU HTURSDAY WEEKEND

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[5nov202-deactivated20210826]

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[godtiermeme]

VOTE SENSHI

[grotimus]

Shout out to Kaname Madoka, who haunts the narrative of the series despite a) being alive, and b) being the titular protagonist.

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

Madoka: Homura and I are dating now Sayaka: Yeah I've known that for a while now Madoka: We just started? Sayaka: Then what the fuck were you doing before that?

[comradefleur]

homura real asf to me bc there was a time in my life where i too would've gone as far as to trap myself in a doomed timeloop just for the desperate chance of saving and being with my bestest friend whom i had fallen in love with. that teenage homoerotic friendship shit get SERIOUS. be ready to die behind it

[mediocrevictor]

What if the whole time, Madoka Magica was actually just Hitomi's convoluted yuri fanfic of her friends.