[thyrell]

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

[lostcontactwithreality]

this is literally me

[lostcontactwithreality]

ok I haven’t been on this app in YEARS but this post is starting to blow up again so... hey y’all

[joshua-rush]

If lil nas x can come out of the closet, so can you !

thanks! i’m straight but appreciate the encouragement. ♥️

[joshua-rush]

so that was a lie

https://twitter.com/JoshuaRush/status/1158769730351767554

[andiwiththegood-hair]

disney channel’s first lgbtq+ main character was played by an lgbtq+ actor

[lovphobia]

the signs as playlists (insp.):

its 2am, and youve just exited a small convienience store with nothing but a box of koolaid (your choice of flavor) and the feeling of utter freedom. your tongue is stained a bright shade from the koolaid.: sagittarius, capricorn, scorpio

its 5:30am and the sun is starting to chase away the dark. youre lying on the back of a turquoise truck with a bottle of peach snapple next to you, eyes pointed towards the sky. dizzy, and the soft colors of the clouds are blurring together.: pisces, taurus, virgo

youre playing air guitar at a airport at 4:20am. there is no one else around you, and you feel like a total badass as you step onto the escalator with your 4wheel all direction suitcase that you got for really cheap. you purchase a hot chocolate from the airport starbucks.: aries, aquarius, leo

its a rainy day and youre standing at the bus stop with an umbrella. faces pass as they board the bus, and you kick at the puddles on the floor and join the crowd. you walk for a while, and peer at the small wildflowers in the cracks of the sidewalk, and you promise to get better.: libra, cancer, gemini

[manfuckyopride]

IF YA LET HIM TOUCH YA  TOUCH YA TOUCH YA TOUCH YA TOUCH YA

THE WAY I USED TO USED TO USED TO USED TO USED TO USED TO

DIDYOUTAKEHIMTOTHEPIERINSANTAMONICAFORGETTOBRINGAJACKETWRAPUPINHIMCAUSEYOUWANTEDTO

I’M JUST CURIOUS

IS IT SERIOUS

[santiagonex]

Kira really had to yell at TJ for attention because homeboy was sadly staring at his future boyfriend best friend leaving for way too long

[frisbee-camp]

We really just keep witnessing a bunch of gay ass mutual pining angst slowburn on The Disney Channel™️

[adampvrrish]

“is there anything you wanna tell me?”

cyrus:

[tsunflowers]

red cross questions before you give blood are like

do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)

were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997

have you ever even SEEN a gay man

[idkhowbutipanicked]

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

[antisocial-astronaut]

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[mamoru]

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

[silver-rayn123-deactivated20181]

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

[quixylvre]

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

[chaotic-carnifex]

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

nicki minaj said “and i’ll kick that hoe… punt” and i ain’t been the same since

[mxnrique]

IM SCREAMING

[surprisebitch]

the holy trinity

[hotvampireadjacent]