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Matt & Dave, creative team at Anomaly. This is our bin for random ideas, inventions, doodles and other creative rubbish.

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Who should win a Webby for Interactive Advertising & Media / Display & Banner Advertising? Vote now.

Please vote for our Virgin Holidays banner in the Webby Awards!

It features an old couple ripping their clothes off. What’s not to like?

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9 Alternative Portraits of The Queen for 21st Century Coins

A new portrait of The Queen for UK coins has been unveiled today.

We designed an alternative version called 'Austerity Britain' (not the one shown in the link), which has been featured by The Huffington Post UK.

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Nickelback's Latest Album Reviewed Using Nickelback Song Titles

Review of 'No Fixed Address' on Amazon: http://amzn.to/1BFQZ4P

'Never Again' will I listen to this pile of ****.

It makes me long for the 'Good Times Gone', when Nickelback were a great rock band. (‘Believe It or Not’, they used to be, in my opinion.)

It’s ‘Too Bad’ Chad Kroeger started having ‘S.E.X.’ with Avril Lavigne, because he has obviously been ‘Feelin’ Way Too Damn Good’ about her pop music. Chad has taken any songwriting credibility he had and decided to 'Burn It to the Ground'.

Before releasing this sonic atrocity, Nickelback ‘Should’ve Listened’ to their early albums. Maybe then, the band would’ve realised they’ve headed in the wrong direction, taking ‘The Long Road’ to Shitsville, USA. ‘The State’? Flo-Rida.*

If I could speak to Chad Kroeger, I would give him this message:

‘If Today Was Your Last Day’ as a ‘Rockstar’, I would cry with relief. I want you kept ‘Far Away’ from a recording studio so you can’t ‘Do This Anymore’. You’re lucky you have ‘No Fixed Address’, otherwise I would ‘Follow You Home’ and leave you ‘Flat on the Floor’ with ‘Another Hole in the Head’ from the ‘Side of a Bullet’.

In summary, listening to this album will leave ‘Something in Your Mouth’: the taste of your own vomit. If your hard-earned ‘Money Bought’ it, you’d want more than a f***ing Nickelback.

* The rapper actually makes an appearance on this album. I rest my case.

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Why Everyone From Cameron Diaz to Gwyneth Paltrow Is Praising Two Random Agency Creatives

Proud of your dozens of LinkedIn endorsements? You're going to look like a right tosser next to Matt Roach and David Lawrie...

Our self-promo video  became the Most Popular article and Editor's Pick on Adweek.

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Woman Accidentally Signs Up to TripAdvisor as an Attraction. She Now Ranks #87 of 163 in Glasgow.

Mary Johnston is Glasgow's greatest attraction. I wrote a review of her on TripAdvisor. @AndrewBloch pic.twitter.com/1ArS0TxvGZ

— Matt & Dave (@akacreatives) February 27, 2014

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Our spec* Royal Baby ad for Transport for London.

*Not an official TfL ad.

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A Blooming QR Code

The world's first QR code made entirely of flowers, for Mother's Day.

See every petal in this interactive GigaPixel photo: bit.ly/VOpGzQ 

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Catch the rainbow.

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Damn you, Dhurtak. If you had just played HO, this would be the best #wordswithfriends screenshot of all time.

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Vote for us in The Fauxlympics!

This is an entry into a spoof Olympics ad competition.

We need as many likes as possible to win, so please click here to like/share it on Facebook.

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'Glass Box' – Windolene

Winner of Best Ambient Media at the Chip Shop Awards.

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Can't wait to try their brownies...

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Axe/Lynx is launching its first ever fragrance for women.

It's called 'Attract' but we think 'Axe Wound' would be a better name.

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Cunt Eastwood 'box' set. (Taken with Instagram at HMV)

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How to trap a fly that lands on your computer screen.

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Tired of coworkers stealing from your pen mug?

Make your would-be muggers look like mugs, with Alarmug.