I'm The Cherry On Top

# 19yo # Thembo # He/Him or End/Ender # You can call me Cherry or Apple # AO3 username is al_cherry_pie # Minors DNI # Main blog is al-pomegranate-seeds # icon made on ummmmandy's Girl Maker on picrew #

[robertfagden]

okay well when you say it like that it makes it sound stupid

[orpheuslament]

more men should be on their knees begging desperately. like in general

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[abigailunderthemoon]

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

[moss-wizard]

[emilyelizabethfowl]

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

[theblackparadeisdead]

Was talking about saw x with a girl in class today and she's Hispanic so we were both kinda laughing/complaining about the yellow filter they always put over Mexico and south asian/middle east countries and then that one asshole dude cut in and started explaining how color grading was a very intentional choice made by the directors and how important it is to cinema (like ok. Shut up and maybe think about how hollywoods biases might affect their portrayal of certain regions because THATS what we were talking about. Not the concept of color grading) and then he got really mad at me because I was like "omg you're so right" and started waxing poetic about how the blue filter on twilight was the best example of color grading I'd ever seen in film because it perfectly encapsulates the misery of the pacific northwest

[theblackparadeisdead]

I've found the best thing to do with a guy like that is agree with them and then apply their arguments to something very much associated with women that they think is shallow (omg ur so right color grading is EVERYTHING when setting the tone and mood of movies!! They do that so well in twilight with the blue filter to show the dreariness of the pnw) so that they can't contradict you without admitting that they're full of shit but they also can't let themselves agree with what you're saying because then they look like they might believe that whatever girly thing you're talking about might have artistic merit and they start turning colors it's beautiful

[theblackparadeisdead]

People keep asking why I'm dragging the pnw like this the answer is I live here

[purusims]

(mal)practice

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[hapalopus]

The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

[prokopetz]

The real problem with fan-media treating domming as synonymous with topping is that it obliges one to leave unexplored the rich comedy potential of depicting the object of one's fandom attempting to dominantly suck a dick.

[prokopetz]

See, folks in the notes hear "the comedy potential of dominant dick-sucking" and immediately jump to "biting their dick", when in practice it's usually more along the lines of "trying to keep the dommy patter going with visible tears in your eyes because you're struggling mightily not to let on that you just went down a trifle too aggressively and accidentally triggered your gag reflex, while your partner studiously pretends not to have noticed".

[prokopetz]

I feel like if you're reading this post as "questioning whether it's possible to dominantly suck a dick" rather than "remarking on the many very funny ways it's possible to fuck up attempting to dominantly sucking a dick", you've probably never sucked a dick.

[ducktollers]

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

[junkyardshrub]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[satanfemme]

otherwise interesting post ruined by the bold insistence that you can never accidentally abuse someone & that all abusive people are self-aware evil masterminds

[satanfemme]

I don't think my parents are aware that what they did was abuse. in fact I think one of the reasons they abused me was because they lacked the self-awareness, introspection, and education needed to realize what they were doing counted as abuse. if they did have more self awareness &etc, they would have likely stopped. it is not productive to insist they woke up in the mornings with the intent to psychologically torture a kid for no reason, when that is self-evidently not the case or within their motivations.

I'm speaking annecdotally here but I think many cases of abuse are like this. I think when reckoning with the reality of how abuse functions in our society, you must come to terms with the mundanity of it including the fact that abusive people are primed to overlook the harm of their own actions through the shield of mundanity and (lack of) intent.

[alyssathestormwitch]

[dollmaycry]

[doubleca5t]

I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

[open-sketchbook]

this is basically my experience. it’s so funny when i see shit that posits this as like, yeah the domme is in charge

noooo it’s more like you’re the comic relief assistant to a boss who has a lot of bold ideas combined with a shaky grasp on what is actually physically possible

and you gotta go “can do boss” and start making diagrams

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

[dinoburger-deactivated20250110]

[tnwnx]

some highlights from the notes

[ratsquinks]

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

[ratsquinks]

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

[kitozune]

I had to redraw this scene after seeing everyone's expressions 😂 Also the image of Squak waving around a jam spoon threateningly was pretty hilarious!