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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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David Bowie - Interview - Afternoon plus - 1979 [x]
Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh
“are you bisexual” “yes” “i’m not sure i understand” “I’m bisexual” “what do you mean” “ThAT I AM BISEXUAL”
Bi person: “I’m bisexual”
Other person: “Is that code for-“
Bi person:
Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014 Alt-Lit ***
this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it
kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao
I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going
Thanks, I actually needed to hear that.
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
he is here….
i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does
Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.
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i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
No wonder Hermione always got onto the boys for not doing their homework.
it’s honestly not even a foot and a half it’s just one sheet of paper. a foot is 12 inches. like dang if i had to only write one page long essays in school about cool magic shit then i would have been ecstatic.
also 12pt times new roman— the standard assigned size and font for a lot of essay assignments— produces significantly smaller text than a muggleborn teenageer with a pen and ink quill would be able to manage on the regular, no matter how dedicated she was. ron and harry are frequently noted to be using large handwriting on unlined paper. their homework would have been about three short paragraphs if they were feeling studious.
no wonder hermione was so fucking exasperated! muggle students their age would have strangled them.
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so many white people don’t get this
Hey Tumblr
I have an old computer
And it’s pride month. I spent a few hours working with the limited graphics commands and 16 colors to bring you:
Is that cool or what?
Can you save the program to MP3 for us?
i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this
i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.
meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.
on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.
honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.
being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.
Family isn’t who you’re related to. Family is the people who behave like family. Sometimes they’re related, sometimes they are not.
Your bloodline is not an obligation to sit through hell.
if u think im cute u legally have to tell me
Suffocate
this has the same chaotic energy as “then perish”
