[willgrahamscock]

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom

[just-french-me-up]

#fandoms not dying if we keep showing up ✨️ (@rosewinterborn)

[shanehollandered]

jacob i need to have my needs met do you hear me

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[penandinkprincess]

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

[sweetshirebones]

Ilya, some indeterminate time in the future, chasing after their toddler whose instinct is to do a runner the moment everyone starts standing too long, thus perfecting the Hollander Goodbye early: wow…genetic

[penandinkprincess]

ilya who is consistently the first one to find their child after they make a run for it because he has had to develop the survival skill of "if i were a hollander, where would i elope to?" over the years in order to find where the FUCK his family is after they just vanished

[penandinkprincess]

skill transfer

[penandinkprincess]

ilya who has learned to bring up flight risk conversations in a hollander residence because well *sips vodka* they'll have to come back eventually

[bugslibraryy]

Drunk Ilya sending Shane like devotional voice notes in Russian, just going on about how he’s his true love the other half of his soul, the only thing he’s ever wanted this badly, how beautiful he is, how he makes Ilya want to be a better man how he loves the home they have together how he will look after Shane forever. His drunk texts in English are like : “show me. her.” and Shane is like “who?” And Ilya is like “your hole, p lease tell her I miss her so. o bad < 3

[slobonmynov]

Sports photographer Shane Hollander captures the exact moment Boston Bear Ilya Rozanov briefly looks up from the ice to thank his mother after scoring a buzzer beating goal that brings the Stanley Cup home to Boston for the first time in far too long

The photo is in the front page of every newspaper the next morning, the public has never seen the Russian Terror look so soft, so human, they’re eating it up with a spoon, it results in a wave of positive PR that kind of embarrasses him but he’s ultimately thankful for

The photo is the centerpiece of a limited exhibition honoring the team’s firecracker of a season staged on the route of their victory parade. The photographer is invited to the opening as a last minute thing, fuck it fly the guy down here Roz can thank him in person for the extra sponsorship $$$ this pic is earning him

Sports photographer Shane Hollander arrives to the event a recently single freelancer and leaves with the heart of a bisexual terminator and a conditional offer of permanent employment with the Bears organization

[shnehollander]

connor gets (and deserves of course) all the praise as hes transformed from some charming texan twink into the brass confident Russian speaking ilya but like. what about hudson william praise for being able to take fake dick so good

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[decladams]

lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will

[probuccalfat]

do you have any advice?

eat a protein heavy breakfast. don’t shop on shein. it’s never too late to get more educated. tell people you love them. listen to birds. go to an old growth forest. get really good at something, just to see if you can.

[alaiy]

reading an atlas as if you're reading lore from a fictional unverse

[barren-heart]

This will never be erased or forgotten.

[strattvat]

and lo, the actor jensen said unto his cast and crew, “come on guys, I might as well suck his cock then.”

(Misha 15:18)

[cat-esper]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" WRONG my characters are staving off the heat death of the universe through the power of friendship

[alaiy]

God with Rhett and link

[thebreakfastgenie]

I am too tired to find it right now but when the scandal broke former White House intern Dmitri Krushnic wrote an op-ed for I think the Chicago Tribune, it was a major paper, in defense of Monica Lewinsky that said, essentially, "look, we all wanted to fuck Bill Clinton." And then later Mr. Krushnic became an actor, adopted the stage name Misha Collins, and was cast in the CW's Supernatural.

[thebreakfastgenie]

#is this real#probably not @snowsfalling

I'm hurt that you think I would make this up. I take Bill Clinton's inhuman rizz very seriously.

Lewinsky wasn’t the only infatuated intern

SHORTLY before Monica Lewinsky began her White House internship in 1995, I completed a four-month-long internship there. Since news broke la

Shoutout to the people in the notes who provided the link.

[nameless-sdk]

[thebreakfastgenie]

I swore I would never reblog another destiel meme after November 5th, 2024, but I'll make one exception.

[anundyingfidelity]

(drawing too)

[thestarboyblog]

aebrosexuals unite

[angelsdean]

i know it's been said before but just. i will never get over the way the color completely desaturates as zachariah reveals the truth abt heaven's plan to let the apocalypse happen. the consistent use of fake cheery oversaturation when Heaven Shenanigans / Illusions / False Realities are afoot is sooo delicious

[littlegreen]

will never stop being funny actually. they straight up are just not listening to him at all.