𖹭 Kira | Idiot 𖹭

Hi :3 ꒰🎶🎧💙꒱ ╭╶╶╶🦚╴╴╴╮ 𝐈ɴᴛʀᴏ 𝐍𝖆𝖒𝖊: Kira 𝐍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊: K 𝐏𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖘: [Anything that isn't offensive, even Flower Pot] 𝐀𝖌𝖊: 18+, no specifics for personal reasons 𝐇𝖔𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖊𝖘: Listening to music, Singing, Playing games (I'll think of smt else later) 𝐈𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖘: Ado, VOCALOID, Greek Mythology, Anime 𝐋𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖚𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖘: English & Spanish 𝐘𝖊𝖘: Dark humor, satire, constructive criticism 𝐍𝖔: Politics, racism, forcing beliefs on others, being an @sshole in general ╰╶╶╶🦚╴╴╴╯

[satan-offical]

Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10

[yourlocaldumbass0]

Only day to reblog this

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[sigynpenniman]

WOW

[worddevourer]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

happy 15 years to this post

[rat-detector]

[yourlocaldumbass0]

Happy late 15 years frfr

[deadpool-offical]

BYE BYE BYE

Finish the lyric

[old-mop-offical]

BYE BYE

(oh, oh)

I, I'm doing this tonight You're probably gonna start a fight I, know this can't be right Hey, baby, come on

[deadpool-offical]

OMG YAAS

loved you endlessly

And you weren't there for me

So now, it's time to leave

And make it alone

I know that I can't take no more

It ain't no lie

I wanna see you out that door

BABY BYE BYE BYE

[old-mop-offical]

BYE BYE

Don't wanna be a fool for you

Just another player in your game for two

You may hate me, but it ain't no lie

BABY BYE BYE BYE

[deadpool-offical]

Don't really wanna make it tough

I just wanna tell you that I had enough

Might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie

Baby, BYE BYE BYE (BYE BYE)

[old-mop-offical]

You just hit me with the truth

Now, girl, you're more than welcome to

So, give me one good reason

Baby, come on

I've lived for you and me

And now I really come to see

That life would be much better

Once you're gone

[yourlocaldumbass0]

I know that I can't take no more

It ain't no lie

I wanna see you out that door

Baby, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

Don't wanna be a fool for you

Just another player in your game for two

You may hate me, but it ain't no lie

Baby, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

[segamascott]

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

[yourlocaldumbass0]

How does one achieve this? /hj

[factory-offical]

Who of you ordered 1100 alarm clocks with wheels

to drive away with wenn the alarm goes off.

Please pick them up, Quickly!!

[john-doe-offical]

@no-sleep-offical was that you

[no-sleep-offical]

Uhhhh... noooo...

*hides*

[factory-offical]

Someone needs to take them, they are just driving around making noise.

I'll give them away for free.

Just please.

[no-sleep-offical]

@alarm-clock-offical i think that’s gonna interest you 👀

Wait nvm actually i’ll take themmmm 😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP!! ⏰⏰

You know, you should keep the alarm clocks so that you never sleep!! Sleep is unimportant! Being AWAKE is much better!!! ⏰⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

yessssssss 😈😈😈

[yourlocaldumbass0]

@sleep-offical

How do you feel about this particular situaltion? 🎤🎥

[satan-offical]

FIST PERSON TO LIKE THIS POST GETS SNIPED

[yourlocaldumbass0]

DO IT!

Also check out this cool thing I found :D

[oakishly]

People seemed to like my needlefelt Mosscreep, so here, have a Hornet-

She's made out of wool and a bit of wire for the skeleton, so she's fully poseable, too.

I gave her a needle (the same one I made her with), but quickly decided that that wasn't in fact a good idea

[sdsw]

I played silksong

[yourlocaldumbass0]

Officially my favorite Silkpost

[a-true-pride]

My hands are perpetually cold since I stared following you guys, I'm assuming that's why I can't seem to find the btch I have for a soul

That's me every night btw, the mf has too much influence on me, it's the only way

<3

^ the one who stole your soul. Your soul warms his always-freezing hands.

[yourlocaldumbass0]

Eh, fair enough, at least it can be of some use

Also waring, don't let that bitch enter your body, you can't control yourself if you do, I'd know about it

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )

[sword-and-nightingale]

Yo, I added more layers.

24 layers!

[theman-themyth-themoth]

Oh my fucking god-

[sword-and-nightingale]

It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.

[blaizeofglory]

I’m sorry-

[ilovetomotoes3000]

What the fuck? It got longer?

[ricecakeandhoney]

My terrible contribution

[adulthoodisokay]

every time i see this post it has more additions. bless.

[phoenixofthestars]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[cerbi-my-babyyyyy]

Feel like I shouldn’t be adding to this but here’s my contribution

[the-haiku-bot]

Feel like I shouldn’t

be adding to this but here’s

my contribution

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[yourlocaldumbass0]

I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE ORIGINAL ANYMORE AAAAAGHHH

Anyway, here's my addition

[beelzebub-offical]

I’d like to take a moment to recognize my fallen sister, @satan-offical. It truly saddens me that she has died, and I hope she finds a better place in the afterlife.

Satan was always the younger sibling who would pester you and make you do her work, but I can’t help but wonder if it was out of malice or affection. Despite the chaotic nature, Satan was always there to make a deal with unsuspecting mortals who were in over their heads.

May we all remember my sister as she lived, not as she died: terrifying, evil, and a menace to society.

I-I’m sorry- *starts crying and steps off the podium*

[satan-offical]

I'm alive..?!!

[yourlocaldumbass0]

sometimes I hear her voice 😔☹️

[satan-offical]

SPRINKLES GLITTER IN YOUR EYE ✨💫🌟✨💫🌟✨💫🌟✨💫🌟💫✨🌟✨💫💫✨✨💫🌟✨💫💫✨💫✨💫✨✨💫✨🌟🌟⭐💫✨🌟✨💫⭐🌟✨💫⭐💫🌟💫⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐💫⭐💫⭐🌟💫⭐💫⭐💫⭐💫⭐💫✨🌟✨💫⭐🌟✨⭐✨💫💫⭐🌟✨💫⭐💫⭐🌟✨🌟✨💫⭐🌟⭐🌟✨🌟⭐ REBLOG TO GLITTER SOMEONE ⭐🌟✨⭐🌟💫✨💫⭐🌟💫🌟⭐🌟💫🌟💫✨⭐✨💫⭐✨⭐🌟💫✨💫⭐🌟💫🌟⭐🌟💫🌟⭐💫✨⭐✨⭐✨⭐✨💫⭐🌟💫🌟⭐🌟💫🌟💫✨⭐✨💫⭐✨⭐🌟💫✨💫⭐🌟💫🌟⭐🌟💫🌟⭐⭐🌟✨🌟🌟✨💫✨🌟✨✨💫✨💫✨💫🌟⭐💫⭐💫⭐⭐💫⭐💫💫⭐💫⭐💫⭐💫⭐🌟⭐💫✨⭐✨⭐✨⭐🌟💫✨💫💫💫🌟💫⭐✨💫✨⭐✨💫✨💫⭐✨💫✨⭐✨💫🌟💫⭐🌟💫✨💫💫✨💫💫

[yourlocaldumbass0]

Reblog to glitter your local homophobe

[writeouswriter]

Perhaps I'm too tired to write right now

[yourlocaldumbass0]

"Bone apple teeth!" ahh

[satan-offical]

September tomorrow you know what that means

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[satan-offical]

You know.

[evil--tommy]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[satan-offical]

You know.

[satan-offical]

September today you know what that means

[f3rnbitez]

Heathers or 9/11?

[satan-offical]

[spikyminotaurparallax]

Satan, answer the question Satan

[satan-offical]

[yourlocaldumbass0]

Satan, you can't silly reaction your way out of this one, answer us Satan

[satan-offical]

This is NOT a funny or relatable post.

Don't like it.

Don't reblog it.

It's not funny.

Little effort has been put into this.

It's not funny. Don't interact. Keep scrolling.

[yourlocaldumbass0]

Oops

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[yourlocaldumbass0]

Internet explorer, I legit forgot the mf even existed

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[jpnostalgia]

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

[adulthoodisokay]

oh, THIS is why Jurassic Park has been trending all day.

[rat-detector]

[yourlocaldumbass0]

I'M FINALLY ON TIME