Alas, I cannot sim

Rose, thirty, AuDHD genderless goblin 👉👉 Formally known as Simblroonies Here's my little nook of the internet where I have fun and shit post. Oh, and sometimes Sims things when my game isn't dead.

[vidcurious]

Bro's got the Vidcut™ but, like, if Vidcund let Lazlo cut his hair

[non-sims]

my sims everytime I update them

[vidibit]

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[meirimerens]

curious and curiouser

[silverspringsimmer]

⛄🎄 𝓜𝒆𝗿𝗿𝛄 𝓒𝒉𝗿𝖏𝙨𝙩𝒎𝝰𝙨 🎄⛄

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A very blessed and cozy Winter Solstice to all who celebrate ♥️

[nefarrilou]

Death Type: Fire (Christmas Tree)

💼 Supervising Entity: Netherworld Department of Death

🔥 Subdepartment: Oops & Accidents Agency » Because some Sims just have the worst luck «

💀 Reaper: Holly

⤷ Role: Mishap Master ⤷ Alignment: Benevolent ⤷ Territory: Newcrest

⏳ Decedent: Jim Pickens (by Call Me Kevin)

☠️ Death Trigger: When you light the Christmas Tree it may catch fire ➥ Pack required: Seaons 👻 Ghost Quirks: ✦ Summon Fire when angry ✦ Extinguish Fire

More Death Types  [ x ]

💀 Holly » Holly’s… festive. Eerie, but festive. Half the time she forgets why she walked into a room, but she’ll still out-gentle everyone here. « — Mr. Mortis » An eerie little evergreen sweetheart! A bit absent, yes, but warmth follows her like falling snow. « — Donna ✦ Genetics ⊱ Hair • Eyes • 💀 1 + 2 • Nose • Ears • Brows • Blossoms • Scar ✦ Clothes ⊱ Dress • Heels ✦ Accessories ⊱ Vines • Jewlery 1 + 2 • 3 + 4 + 5 • Claws • Headpiece • Lights

⏳ Jim Pickens ⊱ Hair* • Glasses* • Top* • Pants* • Shoes* ✦ Father Winter ⊱ Hair • Glasses • Outfit* • Scarf • Beanie

*Base Game

*Seaons

C R E A T O R S

Holly @dansimsfantasy @ssspringroll @plantainboat @reemaroamstyria @destruam @gorillax3-cc @gloomie-galaxie @bradfordsims @agena87 @saturngalore @gildedghost @hymless @sewerwolfx @nv-games @eggsims @smsims-evekleos

Father Winter @myfawnwysimblr @simandy @saurussims

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[desgoffes]

𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐈𝐃𝐒 ☄️✨

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Working on Sprout's man pad and I looooooove making sim spaces look lived in, especially more slobish ones haha

Still got to recolour everything and probably time skip a bit until we get to here, but yee.. Slowly working on things :)

[vosifera]

pasnerv week DAY TWO! Bad Habits

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I'm excited and need to ramble..

So I was looking up purple flowering cacti to give Apricot a new name and found this beauty..

It's a Echinocereus enneacanthus, so I think we could call her Echinos {eck-ee-no-s}, or Echi {eck-ee} for short.

Now for her last name, I did a lil digging.

Turns out, Echinos derives from the Greek word meaning porcupine, hedgehog or sea urchin. I instantly went for Hedgehog as a Britt who loves the little spikey babies and then I remembered..

..I've downloaded a new StrangeTown for the legacy to continue in that is expanded to include people/places from the PSP, GBA, DS and console spin-offs..

..People like Mama and Dusty Hogg..

.. Hedge.. Hogg..

I COULD MAKE HER AN ACCIDENTAL PLANT BABY GROWN BY THE HOGGS!!!

Fuckin love it when a plan falls into place

[the-rudolph-legacy-continued]

Coming soon..

Hey lovelys!

I've finally finished remaking The Aphids! Thankfully I was able to dig Sprout's sim file out of my old game files, download Marian and Apricot and Belva is pretty much 90% her Mum {who was basically 100% her aunt so I downloaded Daph's sim file} and all I had to do was give her that o' Nervous eye shape and recolour.

It took a fair few evenings, but I got there, posed them and got this picture made for yooooooou ❤️

I've edited Apricot a bit, mainly making her a Plantsim as A, I think it'd be neat if Sprout had a plant pal and I've been DYING to use these Cacti-buns since I decided Freddie was having a plant baby.

I'm going to look up flowering cacti names and see if any fit her, but if y'all have a more cactus-like name suggestions, let me know!

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[thelatestkate]

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I have been working on remaking what I need to for the Rudolphs, but I found this game via Mad Morph and the CHOAK HOLD IT HAS ON ME!

Slight spoilers in the smaller screenshots? The events happen in the first two in game days, so it's only very early game spoilers.

If you're anything like me and enjoy cosy games with a spooky undertone, this one is definitely for you! It's like if Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing and any apocalypse/end of days game had a really beautiful but sinister kid.

It's only early release too and the Devs seem lovely, so go and support them by getting the game if you can :3

[kuolemankukka]

the way she waves to the gravestones is so precious 😭🖤

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[theageofsims]

I don't care if you build, gameplay, story tell, create custom content -- or all of the above. If you're over the age of 30 -- reblog!

[alas-i-cannot-sim]

Hell yeah! Where my elder Simmers at? ♥️