Alasdair-Ya

Pan, Trans and with No Plans. Exhausted abomination. He/They

[pghumfort]

I just want him injured, crying, sobbing, sweating, throwing up, passing out, pathetic and in need of serious rescuing.

[alasdair-ya]

The growing dread as I realize that *I* am the responsible one in my marriage‽

[alasdair-ya]

I should really get back to working on that language I was fucking around with.

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[alasdair-ya]

*am man; has mouse in mouth* hmnhimesh hu husht haha het ha hmnhulshush hin.

[alasdair-ya]

I just want to slowly shove all of my fandoms in the genre of "human(s) in space because of cataclysmic/ life/ world altering event that leaves me with some amount of existential dread" together so badly. Therefore I suggest the fic crossover of BloodyMary in the world of Pokopia.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[kosmogrl]

[alasdair-ya]

Are you hunting the lesbians?

[alasdair-ya]

I have so little energy that I'm too tired to be exhausted.

[alasdair-ya]

i noticed you were leaving sweet comments on my posts so i wanted to leave a token of approximation for your positive words it made my day <333

-@grac3yn

@grac3yn Your art is so cute and I adore your style!!! I want to chew on them like gumdrops ❤️ 💙 💜

[alasdair-ya]

I carry a great burden.

And he meows.

[alasdair-ya]

Magic having a (physical/ material/) calorie cost might be fun to use in relation to how magic works on the Disc. The more complicated or difficult or dangerous the spell means more calories required to do the spell. Using magic in anything requires the user to pay up starting with just the amount of magic they have around them before demanding more.

Could be interesting when it comes to Rincewind and magic. We know he rarely gets to eat, let alone eat enough. Can't really do magic on the fly if you're a day away from starving 99% of the time. Narrativium not withstanding.

I hope this makes sense because I haven't slept since yesterday and words are hard.

[alasdair-ya]

Today is not good.

Tomorrow doesn't look better.

Yesterday just sucked.

[alasdair-ya]

I hate living in a place that has so many holidays were its not only expected but desired to shoot off loud startle inducing flash bangs. Calling them fireworks doesn't change the effect it has.

Fuck. And there's a massive thunderstorm now too. Fucking perfect.

[alasdair-ya]

I think it would be fun to steal a membership to the thieves guild from an active member. Not an action that would result in a long lived membership but amusing all the same.

[crunchymayo]

[shiroscosmicass]

You ever see something that you just know is gonna live in your head rent free forever

[alasdair-ya]

Gods I hope he's miserable.

[alasdair-ya]

The eternal struggle of an executive dysfunction at war with my trained behavior to be helpful to others.

[alasdair-ya]

Gods I hate forced hetero-normativity in mainstream media.

Poorly articulated rant below the cut.

I should probably start keeping count every time a tv show looses my interest when they force a straight (romantic) relationship between the (usually) guy lead (or in this case a guy in the main cast) and some woman (even more main, main cast) with less personality then an unbaked potato; and pretend the relationship spontaneously (and with no effort) has depth. It very, VERY rarely feels anywhere near to organic. Men and women can just be friends. He doesn't need to be in a romantic relationship with a woman "just to stop the fandom from wondering if he's gay" (we will anyway). Nor does the (usually guy) best friend character (not applicable in this particular rant tbh just an over-all statement) that he has actual on screen chemistry with need to suddenly get fridged or married (so murdered or murdered by how the plot usually handles it).

I'm sorry but have you watched them kiss? Because I have and if this is supposed to be convincing me that man is not at the very least positively terrified of being physically close to women? You should maybe tell that to the actor playing him first! He also should stop tilting his head up like he's expecting to kiss someone taller then the woman in question. She is much shorter then he is but he still tilts his face a little upwards even when leaning downwards to kiss her. She ended up kissing between his bottom lip and his chin the last episode we watched. It looked uncomfortable by the way the actor getting kissed had pulled away so fast after it happened.

Yes! I have a specific British tv show in mind. I'm not telling unless you ask. I wanna vent/chat about it in the comments like the lonely house-husband that I am!

I have so few compliments about this show in particular I'm just so annoyed at this side plot.