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[salanchu]

wha

[ingelnook]

[redwing]

i enjoy celeb drama not because of parasociality reasons but rather for the same reasons peasants went to watch the rich get publically guillotined in 1700s france.

[jacyevans]

Well damn.

[ckret2]

Alastor and his [familiar / baby boy / long lost twin / boyfriend / partner in crime / (insert your own answer)]

Tell me Alastor wouldn’t adore this lil dude. You can’t. You know he would.

[podencos]

Someone waiting to do something bc they want to experience it w you is a glowing kind of love

[hatin]

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[pepperandpals]

Remember where you came from

[rottmntrulesall]

I’m torn between Alastor and Fizz

[normal-horoscopes]

THE AMOUNT OF RAGE AND DISTAIN I HAVE FOR ANCIENT ALIENS CANNOT BE PUT INTO WORDS

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT TURN OF THE CENTURY OCCULTISM DID TO JUDAISM AND NATIVE AMERICAN RELIGION, ANCIENT ALIENS DID TO MESOAMERICAN, SE ASIAN, AND PACIFIC ISLANDS CULTURE

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS ONE OF THE MOST BATSHIT AHISTORICAL LIGHTSPEED RACIST THINGS EVER PUT ON TV AND THAT INCLUDES THE TIME WALT DISNEY INTERVIEWED WHERNER VON BRAUN

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS NOT NAZI RACIST ITS THIS GUY RACIST

[wellshitcaitlin]

My archaeology professor actually knows this guy professionally and if you want to really get him worked up you just have to mention this guy or aliens. This guy will literally take students of his out on digs to Greece and Turkey and such, paying for their entire trip out of his pocket, as long as the students do the absolute most in ass kissing and supporting his bullshit racist theories.

Of course for most archeologists (that don't belong to the xenoarchaeology bs) if you want to get them worked up you just have to say "aliens did it"

It triggers our "I'll fuck you up" response

[normal-horoscopes]

THIS DUDES "EXCAVATIONS" HAVE DONE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO LITERALLY DOZENS OF ARCHEOLOGICAL SITES ACROSS LATIN AMERICA, HE HAS HIS OWN MONEY AND BRINGS IN A SIGNIFICANT PSEUDOARCHEOLOGY TOURISM BONUS WHENEVER HE INITIATES A DIG SO GOVERNMENTS OFTEN DONT STOP HIM UNTIL ITS TOO LATE OR EVEN ENCOURAGE HIS PARTICIPATION

IF ANYBODY DESERVES TO BE RITUALLY CANNIBALIZED BY AN UNCONTACTED AMAZONIAN CULTURE ITS THIS LIVING JO CRYSTAL OF A HUMAN BEING

[nooneknowsme-123]

He stole Charlies song…

Lemme repeat

HE 👏 STOLE 👏 CHARLIES 👏 SONG

[hatin]

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[slimegargoyle]

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

[creaturecandies]

I was wondering why the sky was more greenish-blueish as opposed to red when they went to Loo Loo Land. This explains it lol.

[darth--nickels]

LIghthouse keepers will never be memorialized like soldiers or cops because they didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job) but they’re like, heroes who saved untold lives through discipline and self-sacrifice doing an impossible lonely job and I’m worked up about  it 

[darth--nickels]

Clinging to a swaying tower in freezing, driving rain, risking death by everything from pneumonia to a fall to a fucking lightning strike to keep the lantern going when you don’t even KNOW if someone is out on the water!! Working! Class! Heroes!

[andhumanslovedstories]

Love very much the sentiment of this post and also love the specific wording of “didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job)” because what lighthouse keepers did off hours is their own business

[skyneverthelimit]

Beside working on my  original projects my other passion is illustrating Pokemon in their natural habitats.  

[starrymoonartz]

🔔laughing all the way!🔔

I decided to do one of these cuz I thought it would be a fun challenge.

Sir pentious’s face made me laugh while drawing 😂😂

[sirdust]

“YOU JUST DESTROYED MY ENTIRE HOUSE???”