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My piece for the @monoceroszine project! Was a pleasure to work along side some amazing artists and writers!
@alaskanpirate
a glass of lost at sea
by darius greene / ghost owl attic
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.
But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.
The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.
No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.
The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.
Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.
WOE
PLATE BE UPON YE
More sweet words from best dad Robert Coningham:
5th December 1832 "I am scribbling at Watford almost in the dark, & with fingers so cold, as scarcely to be able to make legible marks - but tomorrow is foreign post day from London and I do not like to lose time, as you have been so long without hearing. - You must read with the heart instead of the eyes - and then you will discover even if it were not written, that no time or distance can make any difference in the affection subsisting between us - Ever fondly yours R.C."
the lieutenants i missed them. i missed thinking about terror amc. it’s been a while hasn’t it! referenced these two [1] [2] excellent 1850s images from wikivictorian on twitter, could only think of them
Now you’ve gone and made him jealous for no reason.
Based on CL accidentally calling James “Fitzgerald” at Terror Camp
When you meet your hero before setting out on an expedition… but you have committed the crime of being the wrong James and also made him feel an emotion so now he hates you. Oops
…
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ID: a cartoony styled drawing based off a draw-the-squad meme with characters from The Terror. Jospon stands in the foreground, holding a pocket watch, and mixing bowl filled with batter and body parts. He looks deeply unamused. Lt. Irving lays on the ground behind him, spoon in one hand, batter trailing off his face, expression glazed and listless. Behind him, Lt. Little is curled up, face covering his hands, and sobbing. A bag of weevil-riddled flour spills over the counter behind him. At the edge of the counter, Lt. Hodgson is hunched over, violently crushing an egg over a messy bowl of batter, eggshells scattered around him. He looks incensed. Behind him Cpt. Fitzjames is posing in front of a mirror wearing a chef's hat and a "kiss the captain" apron, grinning rakishly. At the back of the room, Cpt. Crozier lays slumped against the counter, a tall full glass in one hand, a bottle of alcohol next to him. The oven is on fire behind him, a cleaver sticks out of the wall, and various food tins and debris are strewn about. End ID
based on this
(if anyone knows where the original template is from, please lmk! I couldn't find it anywhere)
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
Heya! What do you think if in the Jopson Popcorn manip pic, Jopson was also wearing 3D glasses?
😂 you know what? Yes.
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LOTR + text posts
Crozier pretty much suspects from near the beginning that they're probably in a horror story.
Franklin thinks he's in a grand adventure story and is shocked to learn it's actually a horror story
Collins finds out like fifteen minutes in that it's a horror story and never looks back
Goodsir thinks he's in a mystery/thriller but gradually realizes it's a horror story
Little holds out hope that it's a sort of coming-of-age story but after a certain point reckons it's more like a bad penny dreadful
Bridgens and Peglar are in THE historical adventure/romance of the century and are aware that it is in fact a horror story but do their best to introduce a little The Notebook flare
Blanky figures out he's in a horror story and does his damnedest to make it a dark comedy instead
Fitzjames initially thinks it's a grand adventure story but is pretty sure it's more of a tragic tale by the end
Hickey figures out early that it's a horror story but decides to make it a True Crime
Jopson really doesn't care what genre it is until he sees everyone leaving and can't reach Crozier
Irving decides in the last ten seconds or so that it's less of a horror story and more of a cautionary tale
some terror clutter
When the wifi goes out