The one that bored away

Eternally Screaming Internally.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

[nojamnojelly]

[everythingfox]

Took a risk and it paid off

[patheticperipatetic]

This is the face of someone who knows this doesn't always work.

[albertisito]

Love getting a warning for a post possibly containing sensitive content and it just being some shirtless dude with dyed red hair and the hair is even covering the nipples, so like...thank you for the warning I guess...

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[advosart]

Riolu-to-Riolu communication (100% packet loss)

(reposted to fix some stuff)

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[zzoupz]

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

[revivivivify]

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[probuccalfat]

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.