Queer&Ace™

Hey, my name is Elm✨(They/Them)✨ I write (mostly)👬M/M🏳️‍🌈 on AO3, 🎞️ I also make fanvids on YT. They're all under 'Albme94'. I also have 2 side blogs; one about my cats and one about gaming😌 spock-pewds-louise 🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot 💁🏻‍♂️🎮

[albme94]

Time to do some self promo :')

In case you just wanna check these out yourself, Albme94 Red vs Blue. 2 are Wash x Tucker, the rest is Felix x Locus.

Sovietwomble x Cyanide. (!Just to say right now, this is about their Internet Personas. so yes it stands in Real People Fics, but thats kinda just the only way!)

Blue Exorcist. Amaimon x Rin. Supernatural- Dean x Castiel. Sam x Gabriel Deadpool Spider-man Marvel (MCU) Fallout 4- Gage x Male!sole survivor raider boss Fallout New Vegas Skyrim Xoxo Droplets Cinderella Phenomenon (Visual Novel) - Lucette Riella Britton/Varg

Togainu no Chi - Akira/Gunji/Kiriwar

Dragon Age: Inquisition Dragon Age 2 Fable 3 Durarara!! - Shizuo x Izaya Yarichin Bitch Club - Tamura Yui/Yuri Ayato

Venom - Eddie x Venom

Good Omens - Aziraphale x Crowley Harry Potter - Reader x Snape, Voldemort x Bellatrix, OG character from the x reader Star Trek Ds9 - Garak x Bashir Star Trek - Spock x Kirk

Teen Wolf - Derek x Stiles Witcher - Geralt x Jaskier Hannibal - Hannibal x Will Alien Movies Kim Possible - Drakken x Shego Knight Rider (2009) - Kitt x Michael

Beauty and the beast - Lefou x Gaston The Avengers (Marvel) Sonic X - Sonic x Knuckles Sherlock (BBC) - John x Sherlock

Kyle XY - Kyle x Tom Foss

Series:(ง'̀-'́)ง Don't punch your bard, ok? It's rude. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ - Witcher ಥ_ಥ Cursed Fictions ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Gaming Fictions ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧Halloween ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞Valentine's day ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (✿´‿`) Christmas (◕‿◕✿) ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪New year resolution (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) Flight Anxiety

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Coffee Shop AU's ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Other stuff:My Original Work

[albme94]

BEHOLD new fandoms :D

Spy x family

Baldur's gate 3

The yakuza's Guide to Babysitting

[albme94]

Well well well... if it isn't ANOTHER NEW FANDOM

Tokyo Ghoul

🫶🏻

[urie]

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

[urie]

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

[urie]

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

[urie]

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

[urie]

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

[urie]

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

[pagerunner-j]

Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.

[hahanothanks]

Seriously, they are the best. They keep me informed and entertained.

That is Greg the Geoduck, btw. Official WSDOT representative.

[pagerunner-j]

Pronounced "gooeyduck," for the uninitiated. They're a type of clam. (Largest burrowing clam in the world!) And yes, they really do look like...that.

They just usually don't have little hats. But Greg's safety-minded. Clearly.

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

"When im done with this playthrough, im gonna game something else" i tell everyone and myself, knowing damn well im gonna make a new Shepard right after this😭

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

[Reclaiming Rannoch]

Me when Legion sacrificed himself:

[107263]

sometimes all you need is to read a fanfiction from +13y ago with +100k words filled with pining and angst and call it a day

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[albme94]

Low-key hope there's a person out there ik personally but they hate me so im their "hate the author, love their work"

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

I need to get the 50-50 cuz that gives me the options to actually be human

Also I can be good cop bad cop😌

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Ooo you know what would've been super interesting, if Shepard's clone (DLC) was gender swapped

[spock-pewds-louise]

"If you could walk a day in my shoes"

[spock-pewds-louise]