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hot take here folks
Dave did the Mandos dirty
co•dy•pend•en•cy
noun
An excessive emotional or psychological reliance on the commander of the 212th attack battalion.
"General Kenobi is getting a little codypendent these days."
so are we supposed to believe that all air nomads were airbenders, even though the other three nations all had nonbenders, or were nonbending air nomads like, ✌ bye and then went to live in the neighboring nations on the ground
game theory is ty lee is a descendent of nonbending air nomads that settled near or in the fire nation
Wouldn’t be surprising: the girl only needs one strike to disrupt your chi flow and take your breath away
Prompt: codywan, accidental baby acquisition? Love your writings!
Thank you for the prompt, I hope you like it!
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Cody shared a glance with his general, conveying his confusion through the slightest way he tilted his chin back.
"I think we have a stow away," General Kenobi chuckled, gazing down warmly at the small Mon Cala child floating in mid-air, giggling. They had fallen out of the vent and been reflexively caught by the Jedi with the Force, the general letting out a surprised gasp.
They were almost a full day out from the planet they had left.
"We don't have time to turn back, sir," Cody muttered, making tighten the 212th's guard duty whilst on planet. "Ryloth needs these supplies since their trade routes have been compromised."
The general hummed as he floated the child towards himself, examining a dark blue bracelet on his arm that made his shoulders slump almost imperceptibly.
"We won't need to worry about distressed parents, at least," the general observed.
Cody frowned. "Pardon, sir?"
There was a sad sheen in the general's eyes when he looked up at him.
"They're an orphan," General Kenobi informed him, his lips flattening into a thin line.
Cody twitched, something inside of him twisting. General Kenobi had informed him of what the word meant some months ago, and, whilst he couldn't relate to the feeling of losing a parent, he could relate to not having any at all.
"What do we do?" he asked the general.
There was nothing in the regs manuals to cover a situation like this.
General Kenobi glanced down at the squirming child in his arms. Cody assumed the fact that it hadn't spoken yet was normal for their age. He really had no idea how old they were, nor any frame of reference for what that meant for their development. He had a hard enough time determining the ages of natborn children.
"I suppose we'll just have to take care of them until we get time to return them to their planet, or get them somewhere safe. They unfortunately don't keep official record of refugee orphans on Lycesta, so there won't be any legal ramifications," the general mused, bouncing the child lightly, as it had begun fussing in his hold.
The child twisted, reaching out a webbed, peach-coloured hand from over the general's arms, threatening to tumble out of General Kenobi's grip.
The general followed the direction of the child's flailing limb, grinning at Cody when his gaze landed on him.
"It seems they want you," he observed, taking the few steps towards Cody and depositing the child in his arms.
Cody scrambled for a few seconds, trying to get a good grip on the still wriggling body. His guts churned as terror coursed through his veins at the thought of dropping the child. He shot a desperate look at the general that he hoped conveyed the depth of his alarm, but obviously failed to communicate the true scope of it, as the general stepped away.
However, before the general could get any further than a single step, the child squawked, launching themselves at the general and forcing the Jedi to catch him. They then proceeded to turn around in his hold and make grabby hands at Cody until he had stepped back within touching distance of his general. Only then did the child finally settle, leaning back into the general with a sigh.
General Kenobi cupped the back of the kid's head, a small, high sound escaping from the back of his throat.
Cody glanced up at him sharply. He'd never heard the general make a noise remotely like that before.
"Their scared," the general murmured, his voice almost a whisper.
Cody swallowed back the stickiness that had suddenly latched onto his throat.
"What now?" he asked, voice equally quiet.
"We should get them up to the healers," the general decided after a moment's hesitation. "And organise some food for them."
Cody nodded. That sounded logical.
"It's lucky that we've already completely our paperwork, isn't Commander?" the general assessed with a small smile as they begun to walk, shoulders brushing as they did. "It seems we will be indisposed for the foreseeable future."
Cody felt his lips twitching upwards. "I've always greatly enjoyed our efficiency, General."
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That night saw Cody bunking with General Kenobi.
After a warm meal and a lot of cuddling, the child had eventually let them stray more than a metre apart, but she would still cry out if either him of the general left her sight.
Helix had checked her out and thankfully, she seemed to be in full health, or at least she was according to the manual on Mon Calamari children that the healers at the Jedi Temple sent over to Helix. General Kenobi had sat with Cody as they both poured over it whilst the child played with a few soft toys that a few of the vode had fashioned out of offcuts of cloth from the storage lockers.
"We will try and send someone out to retrieve her," General Windu had informed them during the hasty meeting that had been slapped together once General Kenobi had informed them of the situation.
"Optimistic that the Senate will approve such a mission, I am not," General Yoda hummed, frowning. "Especially obstinate they have been as of late."
Both Helix and the Temple Healer that they had commed said it could be hugely detrimental to the child's wellbeing to force her apart from either him or the general for any length of time when she had already clearly latched onto them. So, for now, Cody was stuck with the general, both of them with their shared tiny shadow.
Not that Cody minded.
His chest had been filled with a weird glowy feeling all day, and he'd smiled more than he ever had before, his cheeks warming whenever the General looked at him.
He really didn't know what was happening to him.
"That should be it," General Kenobi announced with a grunt, standing up.
The general's bunk was only slightly bigger than the standard issue ones in the barracks, not nearly large enough to comfortable fit both of them and the child, as she'd been demanding. So, they'd pushed the general's small desk out of the way, pulled the thin mattresses off each of their bunks and pushed them together on the floor. The general had just finished arranging as many blankets as he'd been able to scrounge up into a sought of nest.
"It looks good, sir."
It really did. Cozy is the word Cody would use to describe it. Another bit of vocabulary picked up from his general.
"There's need for such formalities in private," General Kenobi assured him. "You may call me Obi-Wan, Cody. It seems if we are to be co-parents for the time being, after all."
Cody frowned, contemplating that for a few seconds, before he nodded. "It looks good, Obi-Wan."
It was worth it just to see the way the general beamed at him.
The child let out a huge yawn from where she had been sitting on the general's now bare bunk.
"I think it's time for bed," the general observed and Cody nodded, walking over and scooping the kid up into his arms before kneeling down and gently depositing her in the centre of their makeshift bed. He'd shed his armour when they'd begun rearranging the room.
The general - Obi-Wan - puttered around for a few more minutes, turning off the lights and making sure the night light that Waxer had given them, which cast a dim but warm orange glow across the room, was plugged in properly, before he finally joined them both.
It took a bit of shifting as they negotiated their positions around the small body which had already curled up on the bed, but eventually they settled.
Both their bodies were curled protectively around the little girl in between them, with Cody's chin resting on Obi-Wan's head.
He ran a hand through the Jedi's soft hair, feeling the warm glow in his chest intensify as his eyes slowly slipped shut.
Waxer, in the background: Oh, I see how it is... When I find an alien baby, it’s “nooo, Waxer, you can’t keep Numa” and “put her down, Waxer, we’re leaving” but when it’s the General and the Commander, everyone’s okay?! Talk about double standard!
Boil, whispering to himself with his eyes fixed on the floor: Dictatorship.
I get it now. If a crotchety old Chancellor who’s well past his term limit started telling me who gets to be on the Council and who doesn’t, while I’m in the middle of a war and I’ve lost too many good men, I’d be a little curt too.
Especially when the person appointed by the non-Jedi Chancellor does not meet any qualifications to be a Jedi Master at this point in his career.
I’d remind that person and the non-Jedi Chancellor that believe it or not the Jedi are to decide their own affairs and on their own judgement (plus the Force) will they determine who qualifies for the council.
Dude’s not paid enough for this, someone get him an orange cat
“But but but– they should have trusted Anakin more. It hurt his feelings!”
Not everything is about Anakin. In that situation, nothing was about Anakin. Give Mace his orange cat and infinite nap time you cowards.
People always mad at Mace and I’m like bruh, if I was ALREADY walking the fine line between dark and light and THEN got assigned an entire army out of nowhere and basically had to send my order and my men through the meat grinder because there wasnt another real option.
And THEN some chancellor who flouts democracy like its an olympic sport started to tell me what to do and who to put on my council… well I’d probably be homicidal so I’m surprised the guy waited until Anakin told him Palps was a sith lord to try anything.
Give the man his cat and his year long sabbatical and leave him ALONE.
For real.
Mace deserves an award for his restraint.
peak obi wan is when he still argues with anakin while anakin’s currently burning to death
peak anakin is when he still argues with obi wan while currently being on fire
peak Star Wars is when one of them has to be legless and dying for the other to say I love(d) you
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#this makes me so happy #every time obi wan befriends another animal in tcw I gain ten years on my life span #somewhere along the years mace had to sit down abruptly and think to himself #I can’t believe he’s WORSE than qui gon #‘qui gon and his pathetic life forms’ obi wan smiles to himself #blithely ignoring the trail of besotted toothy creatures and disreputable characters behind him #qui gon’s sparkly force ghost is so proud #listen I love obi wan and this one panel neatly sums up why #a man who makes many mistakes and keeps his inner self tucked away tightly #but a man with a lot of affection to give and a deep deep core of compassion #he may be dutiful to his bones but there’s love there #my favorite disney princess (via penultimatepanic)
Sometimes I like to imagine that Qui-Gon didn’t collect pathetic life forms at all before Obi-Wan came along. He just had like… normal-ish friends and acquaintances and the very occasional run in. Then he agrees to take Obi-Wan on and suddenly his friends and acquaintances are a lot more friendly and helpful than they used to be and pathetic life forms just start flocking to them. Obi-Wan’s perfecting his ‘WTF Master, why?’ face and sarcastic comments and Qui-Gon has to pretend that this is just his life because he has no idea why this is happening all the time.
[Bonus imagining in an AU where ol’ Quiggs lives, but Obi-Wan’s still training Anakin and they have like… Sunday dinners together and Obi-Wan’s joking that Anakin is just as bad as Qui-Gon is and Ani and Quiggs just freeze and look at each other.
He doesn’t know it’s him, does he?
No. And he won’t believe us even if we tell him.
And they just silently agree to keep shouldering the blame for every lost pet and every scoundrel down on his luck and every Force sensitive youngling that just appears.]
this is literally the B plot of almost every single Jedi Apprentice novel – Obi-Wan Makes a New Alien Friend
IT IS MY FAVOURITE THING.
“What’s with all the tag-alongs?” asks Obi-Wan, tucking Si Treemba and Guerra into his pockets.
“Seriously, is this a thing?” asks Obi-Wan, stuffing Guerra’s entire extended family under his cloak.
“When is this going to stop?” asks Obi-Wan, giving that kid in The Mark of the Crown whose name I always forget a piggy back ride and feeding Prince Beju a cookie after a long heartfelt chat.
“Seriously, Master? This is ridiculous,” says Obi-Wan, tossing the entire child population of Melida/Daan onto his back.
“Why is this happening?” asks Obi-Wan, clutching Den and Andra to his chest protectively.
“Master, this is all your fault,” says Obi-Wan, leading a duckling trail of oppressed children out of prison.
Qui-Gon’s standing there with a small potted fern he picked up when they went camping that one time just like… why. Yoda laughs himself off the damn tower. Bant, Garen, and Reeft just calmly patting Quiggs on the arm, like, you’ll get used to it.
(”Honestly, Anakin, you’re as bad as Master Qui-Gon was,” Obi-Wan laments while group hugging the entire god damn GAR.)
They shouldn’t have let him go adventuring. The Council should have turned him over to Acquisitions/Search.
“I don’t know what you expect me to find,” Obi-Wan says, carrying fifty Force-sensitive orphan toddlers. “Finding life forms in need of our help was always my Master’s calling, not mine.”
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I Just Love Commander Neyo. So unique looking armor.
Is no one going to mention the fact Commander Neyo has a lot of big dad energy? He even has the Cool Dad™ Glasses!
The second picture is particularly funny: not only does he have the glasses but he’s also staring straight ahead with his hand on his hip like he’s some long-suffering dad watching over his dumb (clone) kids.
(Give him some Speedos and a beach and it’d be perfect.)
Let’s be real, Commander Neyo is a 12-year-old clone who’s far too young to be a single dad and despairs over his life choice!
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Doodled a Commander Fox, grey hairs and all. In my humble opinion, he's got some of the coolest armor in the GAR. (And also the worst job)
Someone please get this man a hug, a mug of hot chocolate, and eight solid hours of sleep
Ahhh, Commander Fox *sighs forever*. A lesser man would make a beeline for the bottle of space vodka hidden under his bunk after an entire day spent with good, old Palps.
(Not that he has one. A bottle of space vodka, that is.)
(Okay, so he technically does have one but it’s not his. Obviously. He merely confiscated it from a flailing shinie a while ago and never got to give it back.)
FLY ANIKIN.
Padawans are nearly always caught sneaking around the temple bc the masters can hear them singing the mission impossible soundtrack in their minds...
Specifically I can’t not imagine the baby squad of bant, quinlan, garen, reeft, and obi wan trying to sneak snacks and getting caught bc literally all of them are just shouting the soundtrack in their head in sync (childhood force bonds Babey!)
Headcanon that The Imperial March is, in fact, super old. Anakin heard it once while he was chilling at a market and has been vibing to the song for years. And Anakin being Anakin, everyone can hear him humming the soundtrack in his mind.
Before, there was Obi-Wan to tell him to shut up but, well, that was before.
While Anakin used to be pretty chill, he left that part of him on Mustafar (with his legs) and now, no one wants to inform Darth Vader he’s off-key.
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lol turn on the sound
im so glad this is back in my dash
the smears, yall. these r sum good ass smears
op is literally god
“We’re soldiers. We have a duty to follow orders and, if we must, lay down our lives for victory. “
Between Jango Fett demanding a son as payment for being cloned and the mandalorian immediately adopting baby yoda I’ve come to a conclusion