[dark-scape]

Other actors: "I want to branch out."

Hamish Linklater: "I want to corner the fuck out of the tiniest possible market."

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[xekstrin]

Boyfriend: wait but I thought you could change from alpha to omega? Like you get hit with a pheromone and bam become that and you fuck, but the rest of the time you’re androgynous

Me: … I think you have confused omegaverse with the seminal piece of science fiction literature The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin

[xekstrin]

Nationalism is a societal evil

[l-art-stuff-l]

[ image ID: tags that read “wait what is left hand of darkness about” /end ID ]

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[themainspoon]

Thinking about how in Australia it's almost completely Metric with the exception of Imperial for height (outside of medical/scientific settings), Inches for penis size, and cups and spoons for cooking (sometimes). Nowhere near this, but still not good.

[oneheadtoanother]

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[rocketbirdie]

faithful depiction of the weather report i saw in my dream last night

[onibi-onibi]

(敵襲に備えているだけの図。 オースティンパワーズのアレ | けいれん（松本痙） さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[dozydawn]

cat’s eye emerald

[ausgoth]

advil liquid capsule

[ringmodulation-deactivated20250]

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

[kallistoi]

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

[meatgoat]

Visit Original Link

Visit Original Link

holy shit. holding out for a Wriggle at the the end of the Nightbug

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]