nice nice

I havent experienced character development since 2013

[grimeclown]

[ryebreadgf]

when people ask me what i want to do with my life i'm like. i wanna wear an ugly expensive coat to go grocery shopping at lidl... and uhh take a bath with someone who loves me... write a children's book that my lover illustrates.... be an extra in an a24 movie starring robert pattinson... be kissed on the eyelids.... blow on a spoonful of soup before eating it... own a pair of shiny patent leather loafers... thanks so much <3

[geniusoflove]

liberals when they get angry: i hope congress frickin steps on a lego !!!! this is just like in harry potre , wheb b f sbggjshbwbshustagvavexfwidgsiisyejsamvafw tu owkbd

[whitepeopletwitter]

[odinsblog]

accurate

[alcobolic]

[super-affection]

[metalstudios]

[justintaco]

[clungedestroyer]

[dankxsinatra]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Op is deactivated

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank……

Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.

[shinosarna]

who radicalized jeff

[pukicho]

Everyone: we need to get out of here they are coming, they have torches and the village won’t stand for much longer, we must make our escape whilst we still have the chance!!

Kid who reads: “I’m reading”

[icyhotlxvi]

What is he reading

[pukicho]

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

bring back Georgian-era sentence structure. fuck this single clause Hemingway bullshit; I want to string the reader along for pages, to link, however disparate, an endless array of actions using every form of punctuation I can imagine - even those I rarely use - and generally be as incoherent as possible (though it is to be said that this is for internet and casual use, and not for increasing the impenetrability of research papers, a far less noble goal than the one I proposed).

[macaronitoutgarni]

me when I write essays at 2AM

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

Feeling like the prettiest girl in the crawl space right now

[bitchvirgo]

[kermitheefrog]

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

[erzebett]

[inlove-core]

can we normalize the word fat as not being a bad word yet? its just a descriptor of a body type the same way thin is. im really tired of seeing people use it in a negative light! theres nothing wrong with it!! normalize fat!! as a word and fat bodies!! their not inherently wrong!! there is no wrong way to have a body!!