The Mexican Alduin

Halo fan, Elder scrolls enjoyer, Star Wars and Middle earth entusiasth, also i'm totally willing to fight a goat in hand to hand combat

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Who could it be?

is a lizard guy

was born into a prominent family at the top

a feared general who killed tons of humans and committed some atrocities during war

has a redemption arc

is now a valuable ally to humanity

assists the main hero guy with saving literally everything alive

will go against his family members if they’re too evil

the humans that try to harm him are infamously hated by a majority of the community

is wise and older than most of the human cast

now a beloved character and I wanna see more of him

ashamed of his past and works to improve himself

good friends with old human men

Now.

Who did I describe?

Thel ‘Vadam (The Arbiter) from Halo?

Or Paarthurnax from Skyrim?

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You can run, but you can't hide David

[forcearama]

Good morning/day nerds, today’s Random Stray Star Wars Thought from me to you is: you know the whole “let’s save Palpatine from his self-kidnapping” mission in Revenge of the Sith? I’ve made the joke before that there were at least a few real moments where Sidious COULD have theoretically gotten himself killed if one or two things had gone slightly differently. And sure, the dude’s got good Force Vision or whateverthehell, but I don’t think we’re meant to think he KNEW beyond a shadow of a doubt that every single thing about his plan would work from the get-go or anything. Like, the Dark Side is strong, etc, but it obviously isn’t supposed to bestow perfectly accurate clairvoyance on its users. 

SO: given this, WHAT IF he’d died of something totally benign on that mission? Like, the ship tilts the wrong way while it’s breaking up, and he goes flying and breaks his neck? Or he somehow loses his grip while they’re dangling there in the elevator shaft while Obi-Wan’s busy gazing at Anakin’s ass? A stray chunk of the furniture from inside the ship crushes him while they’re escaping? Or even, hell: Dooku figures it out at the last second, murders him, and then gets mowed down himself by Team Handsome 5 minutes later? 

Just…something about this is CRACKING ME UP. Anakin is BEREFT when they get home, because sure, Dooku’s dead, BUT HIS FAVORITE OLD MAN DIED (and also he’s feeling Some Confused Ways because secretly Anakin suddenly feels a LOT less worried and full of dread and angst and fear???! Even though his beloved Uncle Palpatine is dead and it’s ALL HIS FAULT for not saving him???? WHY IS HE FEELING KIND OF…BETTER DESPITE THIS TRAGEDY; WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM???) (Obi-Wan never especially liked the guy and is forced to be like “there there, Anakin, I know, it’s…a terrible loss, that we’re, uh, all very saddened by, of course” while quietly being like THANK THE FUCKING FORCE, that dude always creeped me out.)

Of course, if Dooku and Sidious both eat it on this mission, then…the Sith are defeated (unless you count Maul being out there with his off-brand Sithery, but let’s set that aside for the moment.) So the boys get home from this mission, and all of the Jedi Council, in an emergency debrief meeting, are like “…uh, does anyone else notice that the Force is completely clear now…? But Dooku’s the only bad guy who died??? I thought he wasn’t the main Sith, and there were two of them????? Anyways guess we’d better all get ready for the Poor Chancellor’s State Funeral, what a shame that he was kill– WAIT A MINUTE…” 

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Oh, Ahsoka and Rex arrive on Coruscant and Ahsoka just PRANCES into the Temple, all “What’s UP NERDS, guess who WHOPPED some SITH ASS, by the way how’s the Chancellor?”

Awkward silence reigns. Anakin and Obi-Wan both wince noticeably.

“Well, Anakin did deafeat Dooku,” says Obi-Wan in the end.

He fails to continue.

Ahsoka stares. “Okay, that’s great, but not what I asked? Did something happen to the Chancellor?”

“Unfortunately yes,” admits Obi-Wan and their winces get more pronounced. “He fell down the shaft and didn’t survive–”

And Maul just starts howling with laughter from his box.

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Maul cracking up and being like “OH FORCE THIS IS TOO GOOD”. Here he was having a nervous breakdown about how we’re all gonna die!!!!! just a short time earlier, and now he’s like WAIT NO PLEASE, GO ON, HE SERIOUSLY GOT CRUSHED TO DEATH??? BY A FLYING OFFICE CHAIR WHEN YOUR SHIP WAS LISTING???? while shedding tears of relieved laughter, even while still trapped in a Force straitjacket as Obi-Wan elaborates on Sheev’s Final Moments. 

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Without any of Palpatine's control from the shadows and with Dooku's death, the only Separatist leader with true power is Grievous, now our Favorite asmathic Cyborg is all like

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Magnum goes boom

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Now i can see my boi before matches

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I don't know why, BUT; Caustic's "I feel the most alive when rapidly aproaching my death" makes me think he enjoyed Speed in his youth, like Sport cars and that kind of stuff. And in that vein he is somewhat jealous of his fellow Legends like Pathfinder and Octane for their speed and movilty.

Pathfinder: *swinging his Hook* What's up danger?

Octane: *injecting stim* Gotta go fast

Caustic: *rolls his eyes* Such foolish recklesness

Also Caustic: Why mama? Why wasn't i born fast?

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This may or may not be a reddit repost

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Look at this low quiality lad

Behold the leaked Chad

Sorry i just Love Elites too much

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So i have this Headcanon that consists in: Caustic after seeing Octane's capability to withstand constant Stim in his system decided to test Octavio's limit by putting harmful chemicals in his foods and drinks (at first in secret, then more openly), to later be shocked by Octane just drinking them like it was nothing. Unkown to Nox, Octane realized this practice from the beginning but belives this is just a challenge or a bet that Caustic has impose on him.

Caustic: *To Crypto* I'm not Even trying anymore. I poured chlorine in Silva's empty glass IN FRONT OF HIM and he just chug it like it was just water. What's wrong with him?

Octane: *Talking to Lifeline* I tell you Ajay, el viejo is gonna lose so hard this bet, i can see his resolve crumble by the day.

[naivara]

I support this one too xD

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El Yodito. Si por el amor de dios. Yodito es Canon ahora y nada puede cambiarlo

[calkestisisbaby]

I noticed something horrifying today!

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Why do this to the Star Wars content i have enjoyed the most this Year?

[mischievoustempest]

When you’re simultaneously proud of something and tired of looking at something

I saw there was renewed interest in this design and I’m very happy so many people like it! As I worked more and more details appeared and I apologize for that now

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AU where Satine is a war Goddess and Obi wan must use his Jedi training, charms and Negotiations skills to delay his GF's conquest of the galaxy during the Clone Wars

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I have spoken

Don't @ me

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The Golden Bastion stands before the monsters and those in the need of protection

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Ah, Victory

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*Hits Blunt*

What if we getting a Threeway Turf War between Rajang, Deviljho and Bazelguese that ends up destroying everything in the map just like the Behemoth's eclipse meteor.

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It's done, the true heir of the "Fortress" Mantle.

Just look at that armor desing