AleQuotes

I don't post much but I will soon My AO3 is Thatw3irdbisexual

[aleheadcanonz]

Introduction I guess

Hey, just call me Ale

They/Them pronouns

I am currently hyperfixated on MDZS and SVSSS, with a minor fixation on SFAWTDE

I occasionally write Fanfiction but I forget to post it

I have like 50 aus to ramble about so that will happen

I also love making incorrect quotes!

[aleheadcanonz]

How did seeing it in the Untamed make Jin Zixuans death sadder. Like Wei Wuxians expression, Yanlis expression hearing the news. Aughhhhh

[aleheadcanonz]

Chapters: 1/60 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Kunikida Doppo/Nakahara Chuuya/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s)/Original Male Character(s), Akutagawa Gin/Tachihara Michizou, Mentioned Fukuzawa Yukichi/Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mentioned Arthur Rimbaud/Paul Verlaine (Bungou Stray Dogs), One-Sided Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Original Female Character(s), Past Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Nikolai Gogol/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Paul Verlaine (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin, Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tachihara Michizou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tanizaki Junichirou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yumeno Kyuusaku | Q (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tanizaki Naomi, Agatha Christie (Bungou Stray Dogs), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Polyamory, Order of the Clock Tower (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hurt/Comfort, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, does it get better?, Nakajima Atsushi Needs a Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke Needs a Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Multiple, Nakajima Atsushi Has PTSD (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke's Lung Disease (Bungou Stray Dogs), The Book is Used (Bungou Stray Dogs), The Book Shenanigans (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs), Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Armed Detective Agency Member Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Port Mafia Member Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), References to Alice in Wonderland, Terrorism, Emotional Manipulation, Tea, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Sigma is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sigma Has Anxiety (Bungou Stray Dogs), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags Contain Spoilers, Dazai Osamu Has Issues (Bungou Stray Dogs) Summary:

Two years after the Decay of Angels incident, life is going smoothly in Yokohama. Well as smoothly as it can be. Until a group of ability users ruins the whole thing.

  Or

What I want to happen in Bungo Stray Dogs

I’m actually writing a longfic for once, let’s see how this goes

[aleheadcanonz]

Sorry for the low quality but...

Ah yes, totally not gay

[mostbelovedqueer]

Most Beloved (non-canon) Queer Ship Tournament - Round 3

Which queer ship do you love more?

Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair (Wednesday)*

3zun (jin guangyoa, nie mingjue, lan xichen) (mdzs)*

how dare you make me choose

Voting ended onJun 3

Disclaimer: This tournament is based on submissions! Please respect all identities, characters and fandoms! Hate or aggressive language (even if jokingly) will get you blocked instantly!

[buff-shizun]

Swap au where Shen Yuan wakes up as recent runaway Shen Jiu just a few days before the disciple selection- according to his brand new life companion and master, System.

Shen Yuan has his freak out, System forces him to comply with plot points, and eventually he ends up at the mountain, digging holes.

He's nervous. He's terrified. He's also super, super excited to meet his favorite protagonist, Qing Jing Peak's Master, Luo Binghe; and when Luo Binghe calls on him, and they meet eyes, Shen Yuan realizes one very important thing.

The book did *not* do his protagonist justice. Not one bit. His new shizun is *so fucking cool.*

He's taken to the peak. The tea ceremony happens, and the entire time, Shen Yuan does his best to hide the stars that must be in his eyes. His favorite protagonist! Is not his Shizun!!

But Binghe, from the moment the tea ceremony started, has been nothing but cold to him. Not in a "we're strangers" way, but in a way that felt almost...hostile.

Shen Yuan's so nervous that sweat runs down his back, but the entire acceptance ceremony goes off without a hitch, so...maybe he imagined it?

It was not imagined. A few days later, Shen Yuan finds himself in the exact same position Cannon Luo Binghe: in a woodshed, hated by everyone.

He has no idea what he did wrong. Doesn't understand why this is happening. Did he offend the protagonist in some way? Was the tea *that* bad??

In the end, with System wholey unhelpful, Shen Yuan has nothing to go on but a tentative theory that, well, plot is going to plot, and no matter what he does, it won't change a thing for Shen Jiu's Fate.

Shen Yuan goes into a bit of a depression after that. Just a bit. But it's fine! So what if he doesn't show up for class anymore? So what if he doesn't even try to sneak food? The woodshed is nice. It's dark, it's private (for the most part), and no one bothers him (unless it's to punish him). All he has to do is be seen keeping up with chores every so often, let the bullies beat him up, and then he can blissfully hide away in his 5☆ accommodations without issue!

Except someone does notice. Eventually. It takes a little while since he often takes missions off peak, but one day on his way back to the bamboo house, Binghe sees his newest Disciple struggling to lift an axe.

Something about the image strikes him as odd, but he dismisses it quickly and goes about his day, thinking that a ten year old fresh off the streets would, of course, be struggling to lift something so heavy.

He receives notice later that that same Disciple hasn't been showing up to class. That odd strike of wrongness hits him again, but he smothers it under minor offense and schedules to have a *talk* with his newest disciple before the end of the week.

Something catches his attention only a day later. A conversation between a small group of disciples traveling between classes. At first he isn't sure what it was, but then he hears it.

His newest disciple is being...starved. Abused. Forced to perform manual labor until collapse, then framed and beaten as punishment for minor infractions that he never even did.

Binghe is horrified. He memorizes these disciples' faces and then rushes to the dorms as quickly as he can without appearing to be running, the entire time thinking back to the last time he saw his disciple and cursing himself to not noticing the obvious. What kind of Shizun was he? Was he so far removed from his past that he couldn't recognize all the signs?!

Once he reaches the dorms, he grabs a disciple and orders them to bring out their newest shidi (What was his name? Shen-? Shen *what?*).

He expects easy obedience. Instead, he's met with hesitance. Shifty eyes. He makes his order again, perhaps a bit too harshly, and is given a nervous statement, "Shidi isn't here."

But that was ridiculous. This disciple hadn't even checked. How would they know he wasn't there?

A thought strikes him, and he enters the dorm himself, dragging the disciple behind him. He glances around, and sure enough, his newest little disciple isn't here, but this doesn't surprise him now. No, it's only validating the theory forming in his head.

"Which bed belongs to your Shidi?"

The boys in the room all go silent. The one under his hand looks as if Binghe had come to personally cut his head off.

"...none of them, shizun."

Theory confirmed.

"Then," He just barely keeps from hissing. "Where. Has your *ten year old shidi*. Been *sleeping.*"

The woodshed.

*The Woodshed.*

The disciple under his hand is near tears. "Please forgive us, Shizun! We thought he'd offended you in some way, so we were trying to drive him out. But he just wouldn't go!"

Offended me? He wonders. As he rushes off again, those two words keep appearing. He knows he'd been a bit quiet and absent with his newest disciple, but for his other disciples to see that and decide to do something like *this?*

The horror begins to hit him as the woodshed appears in the distance. His peak was sheltered. Nearly all of the children here came from decent backgrounds. They did not know what life on the streets is like; the feeling of slowly withering away, of bruises that never stopped aching, and injuries that never healed quite right. Sheltered. His peak was sheltered.

He'd never realized that was a problem 'til now.

Disciple Shen is not in the woodshed, but it's obvious he'd been sleeping there. Luo Binghe forces himself to take a good look, then turns on a heel and starts searching the surrounding forest.

He finds him eventually at a creek's edge, two full buckets held in hands gaunt and boney. The poor boy is struggling to lift them, arms shaking, breath unsteady. His little face is pale and hollow. His eyes...Luo Binghe remembered them to be shy but bright, full of awe and admiration and green like the bamboo around them.

They're dark now. Grey and starless.

Qing Jing Peak had done that to him.

*Luo Binghe* had done that to him.

The Peak Lord feels shame well up inside, but he pushes it aside and calls out.

Disciple Shen responds instantly. Freezing. Those eyes come up and...he's glad to see that empty stare go, but the caution and anxiety spear through his heart. Binghe had never wanted a child under his care to ever fear him. It seemed, through his own foolishness, he'd achieved just that.

It will not stay that way. He vows it.

[aleheadcanonz]

Odysseus of Ithaca just said he loves the sea (Tomodachi Life), he doesn't even know man...

[aleheadcanonz]

Playing Tomodachi Life, SY, in his first interaction with LBH, talks about a vase... I-

[aleheadcanonz]

Should I make individual character playlists for the SFAWTDE characters

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 26

[httpsnfwmbaby]

[aleheadcanonz]

So, Lan Wangji totally said Wangxian there right? Cuz I read his lips and that's what it looked like... They got it past censorship!!

[aleheadcanonz]

Watching The Untamed and it's honestly starting to convince me to ship Jiang Cheng and Wen Qing. Like why did he smile so wide when she came out of Yanli's at the Cloud Recesses. Anyways I may ship them now, hey the benefit of being a multi shipper

[aleheadcanonz]

Just started reading The Summer Hikaru Died. I know there was a trend (at least on tiktok) where people were drawing doomed yaoi ships as "Hikaru" and Yoshiki. To this panel and the ones a little before it

I was just wondering if anyone has drawn Michael and Gerry from TMA as them, if not I'll try but I'm not the best artist so I can't promise quality.

[arthur-lesters-emotional-baggage]

d3rlord waking up after passing out at his computer desk: where am i? what's happened?

tkiy: don't you remember?

d3rlord: who are you?

tkiy: who am i? i'm a friend. the best friend you have right now. the only friend you have right now.

[arthurlyn2005]

Imagine this, it's eve, people are spending time with their loved ones, there's firework outside and Derek is laying dead on his desk, a content smile on his face.

On another dark room, Avery is staring at his computer screen, completely hopeless.

[aleheadcanonz]

Lock those doors

[fairybonesandstardust]

dazai "i'm straight" osamu

dazai: atsushi what cup size do you think kunikida is. i'm thinking a solid c cup i can't be sure thought i would have to get a feel to make though

dazai: you know chuuya if i was a women you would totally be my type. i've always had a thing for redheads and blondes

dazai: no homo but if i was gay the president could totally get it

dazai: your hands are so long and thin kunikida. too bad your not a woman i would loved to die at hands like yours

dazai: one bro to another you those pants make you ass look really good tachihara

dazai: kunkida is totally my work wife

dazai walking in ssk making out: i'm glad to see you two are finally learning to work together. at this rate you guys will be friends in no time

dazai walking in on chuuya whose wearing a dress for a mission *walks right into the wall* : wow i can't believe your so ugly that you caused heart palpitations

dazai: chibi is so ugly i see him and suddenly i lose my breath, my heart stops beating and its like he's the only person in the room. its so horrible

dazai feeling up kunikida's chest: yeah definitely a C cup. 34 C guess i can take down the whiteboard now

dazai: everyone fantasizes about going down on their work partner

i love the idea of dazai being this genius and expert manipulator and yet being completely oblivious to his sexuality, i hate the concept of a gaydar but dazai doesn't have one. you could be raw dogging and he would be like wow you guys are such good friends

[aleheadcanonz]

This is something Toji would've done. Don't know who responded, but Toji probably put those up. Or Gojo put these up and Toji responded..