ale is tired

welcome to my fucking diary

[bisonrimant]

🐸 [Id 1 to 4 : A wood carved plump, grumpy rainfrog on a workbench, next to a carving knife. Its eyes are painted with black, burnt yellow, grey and white paint. It has buttcheeks.]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[rylandsgrace]

#Welcome back, Sharpay

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)

[saoirseronanswife]

hieronymus bosch’s bird is so kind

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i’ve decided things will start to feel easier on april 16th. i just chose a date. i don’t know anyone with this birthday. i just have a hunch, and it gives me something to hope for until then.

[seacavepuzzle]

my consistent top 5 tumblr fear is that i make a pro piracy post and then it gets reblogged with some first world addition about the wonders of the library

[seacavepuzzle]

an imaginary yet so real being: another fun thing that you can do is borrow intergalactic erotic board games from the 1960s and even if your library doesn’t have it the librarian will be HAPPY to get it for you, believe me!! this is a little life hack a lot of people don’t know about!!!!! TALK TO THE LIBRARIAN and they WILL get you the intergalactic erotic board game from the 1960s! and that’s NOT a thing piracy can do for you (heh!).

my library’s eternal buckets:

[sunset-diamond]

o que você faz quando você percebe que você é amigo secundário do amigo principal que você tem no grupo e aí você começa a se recolher porque você sabe que sempre vai ser a pessoa que anda atrás do grupo e que vai falar sozinha e que vão falar por cima de você e aí você começa a carregar essa impressão com você aí você passa a sentir receio de sair com seus amigos aí anos depois você continua com receio mas entra em outro grupo de amigos ai você percebe que você é amigo secundário do amigo principal que você tem no grupo e aí você começa a se recolher porque você sabe que sempre vai ser a pessoa que anda atrás do grupo e que vai falar sozinha e que vão falar por cima de você e aí você começa a carregar essa impressão com você aí você

[nyx-van-goth]

[urie]

the reason why everyone has a different version of shane and ilya in their minds is because rachel reid is an inconsistent and sometimes just plain bad writer and that combined with the seemingly-subtle but actually hugely impactful changes made by both jt's writing and hudson and connor's performances mean at any given time you could say "MyShane is the real shane, just read the text" and another person could say "i did read the text wtf are you talking about" and an additional person could say "i watched the show wtf are either of you saying" and it goes on and on and on and on and

[therozanov]

THE UNTAMED | episode 26

[dubiousdisco]

I can't believe the novela is ending and I will never see big boobed sad eyes lady every day except sundays again

[mynowherenothing]

[shouldbewritingnow]

The “draw” of AI doesn’t work on me for the same reason that the Ring couldn’t tempt Samwise. Because I LIKE to write. I like to make things, I like the process of making things, instead of just the end result.

[aleistiredd]

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley once said:

[aleistiredd]

ah, yes, the archive of our own omega

[aqua-regia009]

Futakuchi-onna (Two-mouthed woman) by Yosuke Hyodo (horinue on DeviantArt)

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess