💫Ootarid💫

||you are made of ivory and gold your heart is ruby red|| {she/they} 28

[motherofcatsandmess]

Let him go

[nnintendoe-deactivated20210629]

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

[laughableomen]

Hear me out x4

‘HR nightmare’

Robby: Ethically I can’t do this meeting with Dr Whitaker. You know about the relationship

HR: Okey fine have Abbot do it the

Jack: Well about that..

Bonus points

HR: Fine call Dr Al-Hashimi, it’s not like she’s been to his flat before

Trinity: So about that..

Bonus bonus points the flat’s kitchen 4am

Baran: Robinavitch (Stood in underwear and trinity’s top)

Robby: Al-Hashimi (Stood in boxers and Dennis’ fluffy socks)

Jack: Well this is a party (Stood butt ass naked)

[laughableomen]

Hear me out x6

Trinity *kicks in Dennis bedroom door*

Trinity: Life update twink, I ended things with Garcia, starting therapy, and just orgasmed so hard my nose bled for 15 minutes. WOO, it’s my fucking month!

Trinity: Oh hey Robby

….

Dennis and Robby in bed: 👁️👁️

[thepitt-incorrect]

Whitaker: Stop saying "there are plenty of fish in the sea." I got my eye on one specific emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues.

Abbot: I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg.

Santos: I also want the whale that took Abbot's leg.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[tits-n-trix]

[star-shard]

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

[motherofcatsandmess]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[nosferatusnoopy]

everyone reblog this!!

[icybloodtigrss]

Apparently this is still working. Please let me know if not...

[extremebookreader]

this is totally normal

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[aralintheobsessive]

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

[aralintheobsessive]

getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?

[cumonangelxo]

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[deadwings]

and so what if I get incredibly horny when people are covered in blood? as if it's my fault