alex :))

she/her ☆ i draw sometimes and read a lot and im really annoying about it ☆ multifandom

[alexmacc]

me over here submitting drawings of dana scully as homework 😌

"that's not david tennant" -- @kaipassedgo

[alexmacc]

stranger things katana ballerina au

(this is my new oc katana ballerina)

*the gang and katana ballerina are in the upside down*

mike: hey will

will: yeah, bro?

mike: bro, i'm sorry i deadpanned when u came out, bro. i love you, bro. no homo.

will: of course, bro. i love you too, bro. homo.

~mike & will kiss~

dustin: i like that you're not straight. it's like my hair. my hair is curly.

will: you're so right dustin. we've experienced the same issues.

katana ballerina: my feet are hands holding guns but i just use them as pointe shoes.

mike & will: cool story, bro.

dustin: why wouldn't you use the guns as guns?

katana ballerina: because my katana is more fun.

~katana ballerina does the splits and slashes dustin's face. he bleeds out and dies~

*in the yogurt room*

jonathan: i'm will's older brother.

nancy: we know, jonathan. will you please focus on getting out of the yogurt room?

katana ballerina: yo this room is made of yogurt. that's so strange.

jonathan: idk man. i've seen stranger things.

~katana ballerina uses his katana to slice jonathan's head off while doing an arabesque~

nancy: why would you do that katana ballerina?

katana ballerina: he was being annoying.

steve: and when i'm back in chicago i feel it.

~katana ballerina stabs steve in the chest while entrechating~

*in heaven*

eddie: i've been here for years, a thing the author of this au knew.

steve: what the fuck are you talking about, hubby?

eddie: i've missed you.

dustin: i'm so glad to see you, dad.

eddie: my son and husband have finally died. what a happy day. i'm so thankful for katana ballerina for reuniting my beautiful family.

steve: and when i'm back in chicago i feel it.

[kaipassedgo]

hello gay people in my phone look at my normal wall

[youmissedthememo]

dan + plushies gifted by his bf

[diphowell]

it’s just really really sweet that they chose to find one of their photos from their first holiday together because they can. because they don’t have to hold private moments so close to their chests anymore.

[userlesbian]

♡

[ahappydnp]

I'M GOING TO DAN AND KILL MYSELF 2010 UNSEEN!!!!!!!!!

[diphowell]

when your son in law is kind of annoying but he also loves and supports your son and is very sweet so you make exceptions for him.

[0nlyhere4phil]

imagine:

some random twink comes into your home and takes the batteries out of you clocks

[alexmacc]

is this anything

[misskiwi4]

So can joint tour four be a hard launch podcast tour where they take Richard topic suggestions and hard launches from the audiences of each location and then full on flirt in front of our faces each night please?

[bingobeetle]

i said tbis to my friend and i think i nees to say it to everyone

[queerdnp]

cant wait to see the fight between the immovable object (dan's need for privacy) and the unstoppable force (dan's need to brag about phil) play out every monday on hard launch the podcast

[queerdnp]

so as it turns out the immovable object decided to pack it up and go home

[tiny-sassy-aggressive]

Everytime Phil made Dan break character during Dystopia Daily

[0nlyhere4phil]

thinking about this

[stars-z]

hilarious how good they look in each other’s opposite colours. phil looks insanely good in black

[inactive-chompingonnuggets]

Phan edit for the Pham