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The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[acelvsp]

"We don't judge" also us

[davinaclaires]

TWILIGHT 2008, dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[galacticneighbor]

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

[sethswan]

[starr-angelofnarnia]

I just laughed too much at this

[probuccalfat]

the real reason edward left in new moon was because he was on a mormon mission trip

[sacred7siren7-deactivated202512]

When someone gets pulled over in front of my house

[pangolin2b]

There are 4 books from Bella's pov, one from Edward's, even about the life of a random girl, but we still don't have material about THEM!

[maanemand]

“It’s just that, I know how you’re unhappy a lot. And, maybe it doesn’t help anything, but I wanted you to know that I’m always here. I won’t ever let you down– I promise that you can always count on me. Wow, that does sound corny. But you know that, right? That I would never, ever hurt you?” 

Isabella Swan & Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

[yeehaw-vampire]

The year is 2020, the Cullens have been stuck in quarantine for the past 3 months in an effort to seem human, Edward is slowly going insane because Bubblegum KK has been playing nonstop in Emmett and Alice’s heads since Animal Crossing New Horizons came out. He leaves the family to live at the bottom of the ocean until the stay at home order is lifted.

Because I had to make it a vid.

[yeehaw-vampire]

I’ve watched this about 100 times even though I’m the one who made it and it honestly just keeps getting better.

[psychcalice]

I will always and forever accept Twilight criticism, EXCEPT for the whole thing about Edward being a creep because he watches Bella sleep. I think that’s the intention. He’s creepy because he’s a vampire. He thinks of himself as a monster. Vampires do weird things like be creepy, suck blood, haunt or hunt. Vampire 101. It’s literally like the whole thing about being a blood-sucking mythical creature, but also, that’s like the entire attraction of putting vampires in teen fiction…. I personally would find it weird but there are some monster fuckers out there who wouldn’t mind and that’s okay.

[theehorsepusssy]

[ashblooddragons]

What the fuck is wrong with Carlisle and Esme? What did Barbie do to them!?

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

in midnight sun when edward sees his siblings playing a convoluted chess game, knowing they won’t let him play, and in new moon when bella watches him & alice play, but the game happened entirely in their heads & only took a few minutes LIKE. no wonder edward was happy to spend their honeymoon playing chess instead of fucking lmao he hasn’t had a good opponent in over 80 years

[humans4vampires]

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[samgiddings]

grown adult caught thinking about her tween hyperfixation

and longing to live in the universe where catherine hardwicke directed eclipse and rachelle lefevre still played victoria