Imagination! Let me sleep!

My Name is Mad Alice. I'm a Lesbian with a family of Wordsmiths. I also have a broken mind that refuses to heal, but that won't stop me from smiling. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Losing ten pounds is great in the US and sucks in the UK.

[taehyunglesbian]

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

[venndigo-blog]

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

[realmfighter]

[namjoonsheaux]

Why is skincare ….., feminized

[casualpasta]

men weren’t supposed to have skin

[gingerfacekillah]

[gifak-net]

[ultravioletnights]

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

[alexbelvocal]

What

[books-and-cookies]

how

[prettybxybastard]

HOW

[nonbinannytranny]

“ballet isn’t a sport”

[bubblegumjetpack]

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

[4gifs]

[ridleydaisy]

the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end

[asuna-tan-deactivated20150626]

I love this because you have Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself in the first one to becoming this master sword fighter and leader of ALL pirates. You watch Will who was just this angsty little brat head over heels for Elizabeth become this grown man who faced all his demons.

and then there’s Jack

[sarahsupastar]

“Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself”

Do you mean…

Elizabeth who improvised a weapon when pirates invaded her bedroom

Elizabeth who could have run for the exits but instead went straight for the swords

Elizabeth who demanded to speak with a pirate captain and then used the leverage she had to get him to agree to her demands

Elizabeth who CAME AT BARBOSSA WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE and then fucking STABBED HIM when she couldn’t get away

Elizabeth who was trapped on a tiny island with nothing but crates of rum and a man she couldn’t stand and who used those supplies to summon a rescue party for herself

Elizabeth who made a rope out of sheets and climbed down the back of a ship to save the day herself when no one would listen to her about how dangerous the pirates were

Elizabeth who snuck onto the Black Pearl, knocked two cursed pirates straight off their ship, and rescued Jack’s entire crew

Elizabeth who rowed straight back into danger without any backup instead of running away with everyone else

Elizabeth who came to Will’s rescue with a blunt object and a one-liner

Elizabeth who proceeded to team up with Will to take down all the remaining pirates in the cave

Elizabeth who – without being asked or told what was going on – faked unconsciousness to create a distraction for Will’s rescue of Jack

Elizabeth who stepped in front of a ring of muskets, successfully protecting Jack and Will from being shot or captured

Elizabeth may have learned some impressive sword tricks in the later movies, but she was a Badass from day one.

[muldertorture-deactivated202104]

preach

[katiethecumberbabe-deactivated2]

Elizabeth Swann is a queen.

[deadmomjokes]

[tupacabra]

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

[notchicken]

this was me and my twin prom night 

thank you for the text post

[notchicken]

another year, another disappointment  

[notchicken]

finally 

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I like that their family can’t decide what to do with the red vases.

[kissesandcursesapp]

Who will help you save the world? Play Kisses & Curses, a romantic visual novel where you choose your own path.

[nevertoreturn-deactivated202511]

Give her a girlfriend and get back to me

[voltage-graphicnovelromance]

How about two girlfriends?

Anastasia (in white) is currently available, Melanie (in orange) will be available in May!

[nevertoreturn-deactivated202511]

Huh

I never thought requesting lesbians would actually work

[beachdeath]

oh shit!!!

[guyfierisbf]

but do they die tho?

[voltage-graphicnovelromance]

It’s a dangerous adventure, but none of the lady love interests can die! (Or the guys!)

[lazulisong]

hey guys it’s a company that actually wants our money

[selene-the-dragon-princess-deac]

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

[bobateaotaku-deactivated2016010]

School of Rock is the movie title I love that movie

[shake666pro]

[polyversity]

*slams the reblog button*

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

50 Shades of Everything this Writer Learned about BDSM was from Wikipedia

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Hey, now. That’s an insult to Wikipedia.

[straightfaxx]

If Harry Potter was written in the 21st Century

Sirius Black stopping everybody half way through an Order mission because the selfie lighting was on point

Hermione tweeting about her exams

Neville having a tumblr called “Why is it always me?”

Colin Creevey having an Instagram dedicated to Harry

[raykkenoha]

Draco Malfoy having a Tumblr dedicated to (hate-love) Harry Potter

The Death eaters having a group chat, the Order having a groupchat, the Weasleys having at least 3 groupchats

Ron having a tumblr of humour & shitpost and being really dedicated to it

Charlie Weasley having a tumblr dedicated to dragons

Ginny Weasley having a tumblr dedicated to mental health, sexuality, feminism and gender issues (and a sideblog for sports bc /yes/)

Luna having a blog dedicated to conspiracy theories and having lots of international friends to share them with.

Harry being very bad with technology bc the Dursleys never cared to let him use it so when he finally gets a smartphone and sign in social media he ends up liking and quickly disliking old pictures of Draco people he’s… looking up, and also blushing whenever he sees them bc Hermione said that even if he disliked it the person would know he did it.

[marcy-playground]

[leviathan-supersystem]

isn’t it fucked up how when you give money to homeless people, a lot of the time people get mad at you? like when i’ve given money to people on the street a lot of times people who have been with me have gotten on my ass about it, saying shit like “uhhh don’t you know they’re just going to spend it on drugs? so you’re actually just enabling them, and hurting them"

has anyone else experienced this? like the whole spiel about how you’re actually a ~bad person~ for giving money to homeless people? it’s so ridiculously transparently absurd, but apparently this is pretty widespread because i’ve heard it from a lot of people, mostly libertarian leaning people, ofc, but even a lot of supposedly “progressive” people have said that shit to me

[cannabiscomrade]

this is my viewpoint as a previously homeless addict

Of course the assumption that all homeless people are addicts is classist and ableist but what everyone seems to forget is that 

who cares where the money is going. Donating to the homeless is a good gesture that comes from love and compassion and honestly no matter what they spend the money on, it’s for a good cause. 

Let’s say that the money you give them does go to drugs and/or alcohol. Have you considered the factors that go into someone’s decision to use drugs in the first place?

Homelessness is a huge toll on your mental and physical health. Short term coping mechanisms (negative and positive) are sometimes all you have to make it through the night. 

Some hard drug addicts will literally die if they go into withdrawals. This is a “rock and a hard place” scenario where non-stigmatized clean/sober living is already hard to come by, let alone when you’re broke. Sometimes that $1 you’re giving to a homeless person is going to a drug that unfortunately is keeping them alive for another night. 

There are other reasons as well. But in the end this way of thinking is fueled by an ignorance of addiction as well as homelessness. If you’re one of these people that prides themselves in being greedy and disrespectful to those less fortunate than you are, I hope you never have to learn the hard way why your way of thinking is deadly to the poor.

[thechildfreetalk]

“How can you KNOW you don’t want children if you don’t even HAVE any?”

I don’t want a pet snake.

If I told you this, and you then insisted I can’t possibly know I don’t want a pet snake until I have a pet snake, I’d be quite within my rights to inwardly decide you’re a monumental knob-head and downgrade our acquaintance from ‘casual’ to ‘frosty’.

But somehow because it’s a human life that will cost me $300,000 over eighteen years, and involve astronomical levels of responsibility, self-sacrifice and patience, you’re allowed to tell me I need one before I can possibly dare to register an opinion about whether I want one.

I’ll further point out that if I went ahead and got me a pet snake, upon your insistence that I need to have a snake before I can know anything about it, and it turned out (surprise, surprise!) that I don’t like the snake I knew I didn’t want… I’m pretty sure the pet shop would take the confused snake back off my hands.

You can’t return your brand new child to the maternity unit and say, “Someone told me I had to get one before I’d know if I want it. I don’t want it. Can I switch this for a puppy now please?”

[shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan]

B, A, G

B, A, G

G, G, G, G

A, A, A, A

B, A, G

[c-sharp-harmonic-minor]

I love how every musician knows exactly what this is and what it means

[danisontnonfire]

I hate this

[colorfulstormuniverse-blog]

I haven’t properly played my flute in two years and I still understand this

[shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan]

I love how this is still circulating, and that it’s not just musicians that reblog this. 90% of children had to endure this torture

[soprano-mess]

I just sung it in my head and now I’m consumed with rage

[smitethestate]

Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.

I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.