Aoba Seragaki 💕

Baby Gay Ready to Slay™

[wafflehousewarrior]

Will Roland is Ravenclaw confirmed

[skygenders]

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

[heavyflirtysoul]

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

[tankaramo]

pride month is during strawberry season and you think it’s a coincidence? think again, strawberries are gay

[guccifloralsuits]

if you had 6 minutes left to live, what’s the last song you’d listen to

[gladerofwicked]

i’d spent the entire 6 minutes trying to pick a song

[balmerancrystalance]

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲       TRANS WOMEN OF      COLOR WHO MADE  PRIDE MONTH POSSIBLE ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[angelicavpd]

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

[fullmetal-alchemasst-deactivate]

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?

[trollybazoo]

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

[frogmp3]

i’m a man of my worm

[oppa-homeless-style]

skin is just people crust

[pancakeke]

the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”

[heavymetalpuppies-deactivated20]

u r on drugs

[pancakeke]

nope

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[earthdad]

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

[yekkes]

Fuck men. Be gay

[yekkes]

This post is applicable to wlw and mlm. Solidarity

[fuuckboi-deactivated20200817]

Me: why mr. Beekeeper, why do you remove and relocate bees for free? Could it just be out of the kindness of your heart?

Beekeeper:

[shittycryptids]

A frog that, when kissed by a beautiful princess, transforms into a slightly larger frog

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

op change your url

[setheverman]

what’s the mood? huh? what is the fucking mood?????? TELL ME BITCH

[toytowns]

it’s LOVE

[setheverman]

damn right

[ambulancelivedebut]

gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

bold and incorrect of you to assume either gomez or morticia is straight

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*