the lobotomite returns!

jack. ⛧ 23 ⛧ medium ugly idiot with a smoker build and a cowboy spirit ⛧ bothered. unmoisturized. anxious. decaying.

[crypt1dglyph5]

Reminder to tie down your werewolves next full moon

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[anarchistmemedistro]

[i-suggest-causing-entropy]

I have a suggestion

[the-blogname]

Keanu Reeves Tarot

Kit Layfield

Matrix | John Wick

Sad Keanu | Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Point Break | Speed

[facinaoris]

Calling a Wolf a Wolf, Kaveh Akbar

[tinsil]

feed them once and they’re yours

[robpilled]

alien comic

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[xx-emowarz-xx]

I like my men how I like my dogs, with a collar a bite history and unexplained trauma that I have to piece together through context clues

[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[shaydh]

[creepish]

(calm, rational) They all want to see me dead in a ditch

[benstars]

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Johnny Silverhand aesthetic: hey guys can someone please help me out. i've accidentally entangled my psyche with a cyberpunk tulpa of keanu reeves and he won't stop talking about cum

[sophsun1]

School of Rock (2003) dir. Richard Linklater

[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

[stitchcs]