Spacey boi

Leif he/they - transmasc, genderfluid, demisexual, bi as fuck

[toadsrbutch]

:’)

[biandprobablyhigh223]

[scretladyspider]

Even if you’re monogamous. This is not just for polyamorous people. Your partner is allowed to have fulfilling friendships outside of you. Your partner is allowed to turn to other people to help meet their needs. Demanding that they only come to you is unrealistic, toxic, possessive, and an unhealthy dynamic. The narrative that your partner should get everything from you - and you get everything from them - is a harmful product of bad rom coms. Don’t fall for it.

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[yourunderwaterskies]

Actually now that I think about it, this is even more gay because OP is obviously Bunburying in the first part. Bunburying is a term coined from Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Ernest of creating a fake friend (or lover in this case) to avoid annoying social excursions. 

[sandersstudies]

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

[sandersstudies]

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

[sandersstudies]

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

[sandersstudies]

Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.

[i-am-mx-monster]

I love everything about this.

[aliens-among]

wow it me

[enbydreem-deactivated20201211]

Seeing terfs demonizing Elliot Page coming out and saying "we lost a lesbian" is an important reminder that terfs target trans men with their rhetoric too. They don't exclude one group in specific when it comes to trans people, they legitimately think being trans is a danger to everyone involved.

Cis lgbt are encouraged to reblog this.

[aliens-among]

trans masc folks experience transphobia too. trans masc folks are assumed to be predatory and dangerous too. trans masc folks are targeted by terfs too. trans masc folks are excluded from cis/terfy queer spaces too, often violently.

[gothnotfound-deactivated2021072]

[gayroytheory]

this is the gayest shit I’ve seen all day and I own a mirror. i love you stupid flirty man

[gayroytheory]

we love a gay king

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[murielsweddings-deactivated2023]

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

[youngbloodbuzz]

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

[champagne-vagabond]

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

[jimmygingerr]

"Elliot Page, formerly known as-" [GUNSHOT]

[aatamiii]

[theharrowharkening]

If Janet from The Good Place can wear dresses and have long hair and use she/her pronouns and not be a girl, so can you!

[accounting-wunderkind]

We stan a nonbinary icon

[zesty-mordant]

[hee-blee-art]

(please click for better quality) 

a comic for tdor featuring lyrics from “famous last words” by mcr. that song hits different today.

this trans day of remembrance, remember not only those we have lost, but our trans brothers, sisters and siblings that are here with us, struggling along side us. we are each other’s family; we are each other’s home.

honor the dead. fight for the living. stay safe.

[aliens-among]

NASA’s TESS space telescope has discovered a potentially habitable planet only 101.5 light years away; confirmed by Spitzer

https://www.space.com/nasa-tess-first-earth-size-habitable-exoplanet-toi-700d.html

[anarchy-punk-deactivated2020011]

dont know what cis person needs to hear this

but you need to stop adding “reblog to make a transphobe mad” onto every single trans positivity post. we dont exist to make our oppressors mad. we dont exist to be a weapon against bigots. we dont want you to remind us that people hate out guts because we simply exist every single time we try to be positive and self loving.

[johnnythehorsepart2]

[conan-doyles-carnations]

Can’t believe Bram Stoker once sent a 2000-word fan letter to Walt Whitman which included his exact height, weight and how much he loved his poems and wanted to be friends with him, and that Whitman wrote back saying he liked his letter and hoped they could meet some day, how cute is that

And then he finally got to meet him and Stoker said “I found him all that I had ever dreamed of, or wished for in him” HOW CUTE IS THAT

[astrangertomykin]

bram stroker just mailed walt whitman his grindr profile just like that huh

[limerentlink]

or those who don’t know:

[source]

[potbellies]

It’s gayer than I ever imagined, holy shit

[housmania]

Stoker really was Like That

[neocores]

fellas is it gay to be gay

[anastrophilesworld]

according to historians? no.