hello there allies and enemies

pfp from potato-lord-but-not matching with accursed-worm

[usernameofrassilon]

the tardis medicating her beautiful wife

[dickstolebyanalien]

two men will watch a movie together and instead of having sex afterwards they record a podcast about it

[filthyprotozoan]

the psychic damage i am about to put myself through (typing up twelve years’ worth of personal journals starting from when i was seventeen)

[filthyprotozoan]

(whiteknuckling the bathroom sink) the self is mutable i already know the self is mutable i didn’t like who i was and so i changed

[filthyprotozoan]

deciding on rules which are that i am NOT allowed to edit out a single word in the transcription of my journals but i AM allowed to make dated notes in the margins, which so far is pretty much this:

[filthyprotozoan]

“how’s the journal transcription going” it’s going swell 👍

[notgaybuckybarnes]

JOSH O'CONNOR Dior Men F/W 2026

[targetedknowledge]

[beemovieerotica]

was literally just thinking to myself "wow it's so weird i'm having salmon for dinner tonight and neither of the cats is stalking me and trying to steal my plate" and then i looked up

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[anna-scribbles]

this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview

bonus:

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[lukavelim]

Chainsaw man

Author: 羊

[ekrixart]

csm redraw from 2022

[memeishlyy]

makima

[rosa-maltz]

I'm gonna take your heart now, okay?

[somedeimi1]

Kobeni making the perfect martini

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[ironychan]

He likes to watch me sleep