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🍉 22 pisces in many crises

[alioop88]

i'm never wrong about anything ever. FUCK HUDSON WILLIAMS and anyone who ever thought drawing swastikas on foreheads or making fun of fucking aids was ever okay. this is like the tenth time he's done something unconscionable. pls stop defending men u do not know. he wouldn't spit on u if u were on fire. thx.

[alioop88]

and ANOTHER thing. he's been wayyyy too comfortable making gay sex the butt of the fucking joke. that finsta acc with the slur was absolutely his, and even if it wasn't, the wig, the grills, and constant misuse of aave is more than enough to incriminate him imo. jacob tierney i am so sorry u ever gave this pos a chance.

to everybody else disappointed by all this i love u and im right here with u.

i dont want to see anyone defending him. this isn't a vendetta, this is a PATTERN of inexcusable behavior.

[alioop88]

friendship with hudson williams lowk ended bc of his comments ab rachel zegler, but that's okay bc shane hollander will always be my pookie bear. unfortunately i will be watching fallon anyway lmaoo.

[alioop88]

january...i've never been wrong about anything in my entire life. friendship been ended. fuck him.

[alioop88]

i'm never wrong about anything ever. FUCK HUDSON WILLIAMS and anyone who ever thought drawing swastikas on foreheads or making fun of fucking aids was ever okay. this is like the tenth time he's done something unconscionable. pls stop defending men u do not know. he wouldn't spit on u if u were on fire. thx.

[transgenderchainsawman]

This year for pride month I want trans people to be alive. Thank you.

[gaygoatshane]

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

[oshell-on-ice]

I think at some point Ilya’s therapist gets concerned by what seems to be a codependent and anxious attachment btw Ilya and Shane. When Shane the Doer hears about it, For the sake of his husband’s mental health’s improvement and the preservation of a healthy marriage, he convinces Ilya to try installing boundaries and do activities separately. It lasts a week before Ilya comes home sobbing from a video game session with Troy communicating that if they keep this boundary thing up he’ll need to switch his meds’ dosage because he’s miserable. Shane jumps from the couch he’s been sitting on for 40minutes because he was supposed to eat diner with rose but he kept wanting to make jokes and look at ilya to see him laugh but he wasn’t there and it SUCKED OMG and Shane starts sobbing too because if they keep this up he will have to get on his own meds and let’s never do this again I hate it when I can’t smell you near me

[hyphenemdash]

situationship to codependency final boss actually

[medrawawi]

😙!!

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[rabbittush]

He’s had a rough day…

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[russianblush]

HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

[medrawawi]

stay-at-home dad ilya 🙇 (and shane at work)

[lesbotinn]

in honor of the new teaser i'm posting my first fanart in like 10 years

[penandinkprincess]

feeling unreasonably amused and fond about the idea of bb shane figuring out that timeout=having to go sit somewhere quiet and not have anyone talk to him

and thus putting HIMSELF in timeout especially at family events with a frequency that has other family members pulling yuna and david aside to be like, "he really didn't do anything wrong, he doesn't need to be in timeout. it's okay." and them having to figure out a way to explain that yeah, they know. this wasn't their call. he is free to leave whenever he wants. he's literally not in trouble for anything. he went up to yuna, said "mommy, i need a timeout" and then walked himself off to go sit in the guest room looking SO pleased at this loophole out of having to talk to people when he's tired of it.

[penandinkprincess]

i do love and respect the idea of the world at large being stunned at finding out how long ilya and shane have been together, but i truly think that under NO circumstances would shane ever choose to offer ANY personal details about himself or their relationship willingly.

which combined with ilya loving just making things up and saying them (as seen in the "yes, the rumors are true-" scene) offers the very funny idea that ilya actively tries to offer as much privacy as possible by just throwing out stories about them at random so there IS no central story for people to hound shane about.

assorted backstories a la "ilya just started talking and found out with everyone else where he was going with this":

they got snowed in at all stars one year (b-but wasn't that year in florida?) and decided there was nothing better to do

it started as a bit and neither is willing to give up first

they paired off to combine forces like nato

they paired off to limit how many kids they could have in the future to make sure hockey stayed fair

ilya lost a bet six years ago

shane lost a bet three years ago

ilya got tired of remembering phone numbers for his hookups and shane's is easy

ilya got tired of having to look things up in english and french when talking to other people and decide to marry someone who speaks two languages to save time

shane is gifted enough (wink wink wink) that other people are cowards and only ilya was brave enough to rise to the challenge (this one gets him in trouble on the phone later but it also gets him laid that night at home and also confuses the online speculation about who tops and bottoms, so net positive tbh)

yuna hollander is the best manager in the business and a political marriage was the best way to secure her services longterm

with the end result that all shane has to do is shrug and "my husband has already told our story a thousand times by this point. no point in repeating it and boring people." in interviews to get out of people trying to dig into things he doesn't want to tell them.

[wingsseni]

irina and ilyusha 🤍

[wingsseni]

yuna and baby shane 🐞

[foxglovedforest]

[corporaloretsev]

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