Alisha

sassy since birth

[funny-tik-toks]

[blaqpanther]

PREACH!

[lunah-goodbye]

x

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shutyourmoustache]

What instruments do you play?

Him: yes

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[scyllagf-deactivated20230531]

there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours

[the-real-skeletor]

[transmasc-tfw]

There is absolutely no possible way to guess where this is leading to.

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[sic-sempervirens]

Holiday tradition

[somevelvetevenings-blog]

‘Useless Magic’ by Florence Welch

[everythingfox]

Dogs playing a game. Rules are a mystery

[pajamboree]

for anyone curious both dogs are wanting to chase the other so they keep saying imma get you in dog body language to initiate one of them to take off but neither one wants to be the chase-ee so it’s just spin time babeey

[prime-tiktoks]

[originallostwolf]

That some king shit right there

[babyanimalgifs]

A wild fox discovered in a fisherman’s bag after eating all the fish 

(Source)

[foxpost-generator]

crimes

[great-and-small]

“Do what you must, I have already won”

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

when youre listening to music on headphones and it fades out suddenly because you are getting a call. violence

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

And it’s also terrifying! Like it’s the kind of vulnerability you can’t do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you. 

Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like “hey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adults” and hope that the other person says “I see, yes I also think we should address this like adults” (instead of “no I didn’t” or “you’re overreacting” or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives). 

[picturesimlivinthru]

Worth the read my oh my

[thegreenpea]

[angelicguy]

male AITA posts are like “theoretically, if i spent all of our earnings on an alienware gaming laptop, would i be the asshole? note: she works, i keep an eye on our cat” and womens AITA posts are like “mother in law literally stole my toddler”

[verylostpenguin]

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

[verylostpenguin]

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

[verylostpenguin]

I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

“Well you make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”