Who needs titles

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[switchblade-dragon]

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[markscherz]

would you ever name a newly discovered frog species after tumblr?

I have considered it, but I do not have unilateral control over species I am naming, usually—I have a lot of collaborators, and the name has to reach a consensus among them. None of the others are on tumblr (some of them have less than positive feelings about social media as a whole, or tumblr in particular), and though I love this place, it has not exactly contributed financially to my work either. So it is hard to justify to others why we would need a 'tumblrina' species epithet. But… never say never…

[nimashkawizii]

Fascinating to think that while tumblr has science discourse, science may be out there having tumblr discourse.

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[have-you-been-here]

Presque Isle Park, Marquette, Michigan, USA

Have you been here?

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[targetedknowledge]

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[kimpossibooty]

FUCK STEVEN MOFFAT

[pien-art]

made an mp3 player tie :)) and i can change the music with my button pins hehe >:3

[have-you-been-here]

A Bilingual-Bicultural School for the Deaf, Earth

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[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

[oodlyenough]

i do love when some insane doctor who thing happens and briefly my dash is full of dw posts from those of us who rarely post dw. periodic family reunion. or family funeral

[risingpilots]

do you use a meat thermometer when cooking meat

yes

no

it depends/nuance

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

Everytime I go online looking for like meat recipies or stuff like that everyone always mentions a meat thermometer? Which like i guess is nice to have but I was taught to cook by my Black southern grandma from who's from the country and I dont think I've ever seen her use one before. She (and I) use just experience or cutting into the inside/poking the meat to check for doneness.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Happy tom needy drinky day

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week