If I could I would do it again.

Emma ~ 20s ~ Germany

[luguuuu]

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[natmasthestinkylizardliker]

happy anniversary to the day we truly became the next PDF

[vile-wizard]

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

[babehog]

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

[moons-wish]

'''wonderful. now what was i doing, dear?'' ''playing chess with bogdan.'' ''oh, good. he made me scrambled eggs. and he gave ron cocaine. what a champ. i'll get back to him. [...]'''

richard osman, 'the man who died twice' (2021).

[willgrahamscock]

this is better than regular porn

[willgrahamscock]

hold on let me make this catered more to tumblr. when you hit a car with your deer because they gave you 5 shots of estrogen and testosterone in the middle of your heat, but the car was secretly your really horny alpha beta omega toyota corolla and now he won’t stop prematurely ejaculating

[willgrahamscock]

I think shapeshifting but if he’s just on all fours and then he gets up and is normal again that would be hilarious

[secretnightglitter]

[incidentalcomics]

What are books to you?

Here’s the landmark essay “Mirrors, Windows, and Sliding Glass Doors” by Dr. Rudine Sims Bishop, written in 1990.

Posters are available to at my shop.

Thanks to the Children's Book Council for featuring "Books Are..." in their Get Caught Reading series.

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[dejavudreamer7]

Felt like these tags belonged too well to be left alone @asteroidtroglodyte

[psychologicalwhorefare]

i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

im bisexual because im attracted to both the divine and the mundane

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[sacred-portal]

[persephinae]

[persephinae]

Wait a minute .. you guys aren't here for art references!

[brehaaorgana]

See also: the Mongolian Naadam festival

[theonlinemuse]

[yeehaw-vampire]

The year is 2020, the Cullens have been stuck in quarantine for the past 3 months in an effort to seem human, Edward is slowly going insane because Bubblegum KK has been playing nonstop in Emmett and Alice’s heads since Animal Crossing New Horizons came out. He leaves the family to live at the bottom of the ocean until the stay at home order is lifted.

Because I had to make it a vid.

[yeehaw-vampire]

I’ve watched this about 100 times even though I’m the one who made it and it honestly just keeps getting better.

[beesmygod]

[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

[alistairnabgau]

Drinking coffee makes me unconcentrated but faster. Like, I can switch faster between tasks and get "back on track" even if I was distracted. Dunno if I like the overall effect tho

[langernameohnebedeutung]

guy with that certain sais quoi. we all know exactly what his deal is. It's kinda obvious, really.