enjoy

whatever floats my boat

[suspend]

“I wish we can just stop missing the people who hurt us.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[brisssell]

No te conformes.

[childhoodruiner]

#when someone apologizes to me

[suspend]

“Invest your love to someone who will make you cry because of happiness and not sadness.”

— Advice i gave to one of my followers (via suspend)

[they-them-pussy-deactivated2026]

i made some memes

[viinnttaaggee]

[blacktourmalinetarot]

🌺Daily affirmation🌸

“I am more than enough, and I deserve the world and THEN some.”

Twitter: Tourmalinetarot

Instagram: BlackTourmalineTarot

[puppymother]

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thezealotsblindfold]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

[dhshsjsjjsjshsvwvw-deactivated2]

okay, jeff, you KNOW at this point you gotta change your url

[kvothe-kingkiller]

guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

[kvothe-kingkiller]

bastard man ate some rubber bands

[kvothbloodless]

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

[kvothe-kingkiller]

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

[kvothe-kingkiller]

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

[viandpuppycat]

mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

[kvothe-kingkiller]

twin agents of darkness

[mycatshuman]

This is so cute.

[eriquin]

To pet this cat to first have to sign a statement saying you are not Anish Kapoor.

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

Me when I pspspspspsps at a cat on the street and it just walks away

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

The moon has known me all my life

[lilldiosa]

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

[gothcostco]

[pervocracy]

Why beehives are hexagons.

[robotlyra]

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