Sister Disappointment

30something, VC + IWTV, hockey players with freckles and a weak backhand, queer, halp.

[creamsiclemelt]

i feel actually dizzy

[creamsiclemelt]

like. oh, okay. i see.

[paperdollinsane]

He really like this

[edmundo-diaz]

[yearningendlessly]

everything is romantic ♡

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

[gaygoatshane]

[chubby-cry-baby]

“are we getting cremated or should we buy burial plots?” “hollander what the fuck”

[actuallysara]

day 153 of noticing: shane moaning "yeah" when ilya starts kissing his neck

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[spcecowboyyy]

ilya rozanov would buy this and wear it everywhere

[hudconera]

this was so crazy

[clytemnestraaa]

like it’s maybe going to sound odd but the fact that shane’s parents don’t realize he’s the horniest person alive is actually the crux of it. because it’s so clear that sex isn’t just sex to shane he is taking his entire strangled sense personhood and shoving it in the gay sex basket. it’s psychologically load bearing. it has eclipsed the basic concept of sexual desire and come to contain ALL libido and desire and want. like him being gay is almost inconsequential because it’s fine he can be gay in a bank of america pride float kind of way. but them not seeing shane as horny, not even in the way parents might typically assume their teenaged / young twenties son is horny, THAT is crazy and demonstrates that they don’t know shane at all. they bought the canadian teen heartthrob boy next door branding which they themselves designed. that’s Crazy.

[alix-ir]

No but my cat just had the same reaction to the loon as Ilya. Lmfaoooooo

[gaynehollander]

I'm a firm believer that Cliff Marleau had to be told that Shane Hollander and Montreal Jane were the same person. I am of the belief that when the Fanmail video leaked, Cliff thought "oh, it must not have worked out with Montreal Jane but my boy bagged Shane fucking Hollander, so it's fine." He does think it's a little funny that both of the people Ilya's been seriously involved with are based in Montreal but he still doesn't put it together.

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[bandsanitizer]

[aslongasitsblack]

i am genuinely so so so happy that shane has his big strong man to throw him around like i walk around with a pep in my step with this knowledge