"Both of us, we are incomplete. "

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[alkylic]

all my main dnd pcs, all in one place! (Updated for Sept. 2023)

twitter (thread on these guys + their toyhouse links)

[evilsoup]

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

[dogpuppy]

[grox]

I'm a 27 year old man and I got hanahaki disease because they fired the clerk I like at the vape store

[devotedriven-deactivated2025112]

I think we should skip the flirting and go straight to psychological codependence.

[furryprovocateur]

notice how you're always capable of imagining a sad backstory to explain why the man is so troubled and angry but never the woman

[alkylic]

i made three wang gifs for everyones enjoyments

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[subaru-copilot]

[maykitz]

can i matchmake you guys somehow?

[honkifyourelonely]

went to college and came back wrong

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[greelin]

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

"please kill me" < bad, asking people to do emotional labor for you

"i'm killing myself" < too self-centered

"i'm killing you" < not thinking big enough

"i'm killing everyone" < radical, innovative

[retroactivebakeries]