[insert witty quip]

ren | he/ they | 22

[mobydyke]

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

[skelement]

closes my eyes. july will change the world. begging. it would be so funny. just imagine

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[rabbitdyke]

sex is when i kick you in the stomach with my boot as hard as i can

[bigwozz]

Fuck ass movie stuck in my head

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[smokingrozanov]

me about any album I’m listening to at any given moment: holy shit. This may be The Album of All Time

[undeadsucker]

i love to drive i was born to drive. im the king of da highway

[samaeloser]

expendable - bloodymary

[teafromthemicrowave]

All of you should go read The Spirit Bares Its Teeth RIGHT NOW

[ssopimir]

oh okay

[koymadis]

never post again

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[stardial]

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

[uniquesmalltreasures]

FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this