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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie
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@all-hail-gale
staying up til 4 AM doesnt hurt in the moment but it does in the longrun meanwhile waking up at 4 AM hurts in the momentbut less in the long run. additionally staying up til 4 AM feels like an extension of the day but suddenly things get A Little Weird whereas waking up at 4 AM feels like entering an alternate dimension briefly and then slowly re-entering normality as the sun rises. hope this helps
Sometimes you gotta sing your own shrimple song⊠đ”
đđŠHAPPY SHROMP WEEK 2023, CRUSTACEAN NATION!đŠđ
I got BOTW and so far all I've done is grab frogs and ride my perfect pony boy Bing Bong everywhere But the plot points
Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Bong
BING BONG BING BONG
Big boy Bungus......
certified iconic post
i hate you "pair the spares"/"everyone must be paired" tropes, i hate you forced last minute romances, i hate you implication that a happy ending means a romantic partner, i hate you amatonormativity
You fucking seahorse.
I made this at the crack of midnight
cannot believe android took baby blob emojis away from us
HUGE mistake. Huge.
i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it
pĂŒdding
internet said add milk
whip cream
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the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging
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you know thereâs actually something really satisfying about the meaty âthwapâ sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid
oh kevin perjurer weâre in it now
critics are raving!
my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw
@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples
this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i've just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent
my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad
iâm not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here iâm just following my heart
snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!
update: whole bag
the unknowable cries of the human soul
for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise
update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house
all right lads. its time
its bad
Incredible new thing happening with Elon today: he fired a disabled Twitter engineer for prima facie discriminatory reasons, trashed talked the ex-employee on Twitter and then discovered this employee came to Twitter by way of an acquisition of that employee's software start up and the sale contains a clause that if Twitter terminates his employment it has to pay him 100 million for the software he developed. The fact Elon Musk might have to personally sell of Tesla stock to meet this obligation has caused Tesla's share price to dip yet again.
Also Musk deleted his tweet trashing the employee but it's preserved and being reposted by multiple Twitter users, at least until Musk can figure out a way to nuke the screen grabs from orbit.
oatmeal :)
it was about the food but now it's also about her
She says thank you
OATMEAL!!!!
rocky horror is the worst and is also transmisogynistic can we please finally get over this shit movie
ok but like the writer is transgender nonbinary and the language used in the play was the preferred language by trans people of that time can we not deny parts of our history because weâve evolved since then thanks
So fucking much this.
PS, youth of today: youâll be saying the same damn thing about art from this time before too long, for good or for ill. Terminology will, in fact, change. Definitions will, in fact, shift. It always does, they always do.Â
PPS, it is pretty much impossible to overstate how life-alteringly important this movie was to kids who didnât conform to standard expectations of gender and sexuality, back in the day. Especially when back in the day was the mid-to-late 1980s, when the only queers you saw on TV were neutered AIDS tragedies, Bowie was playing straight, and even Elton John was married to a woman, and midnight showing of RHPS were pretty much the only place that felt like home. It was mental life raft for a lot of people.
I was one of them.
it is really wild that people are incapable of seeing children as being able to make autonomous informed decisions
for a while my family thought my sibling might be a trans girl, because they didnât want their voice to become masculine with puberty. Â my mother reached out and spoke with a someone associated with a gender pediatric clinic, who basically guided my mother about having a discussion with my sibling. my folks sat down with my sibling and asked a series of questions that were given by the gender clinic. it turns out my sibling simply didnât want to leave the Soprano Alto choir, because they felt uncomfortable being amongst the boyâs choir. my sibling does not feel like a boy, but doesnât actually have body or gender dysphoria. my parents found a co-ed choir for them, and they are now an extremely accomplished tenor. my sibling now considers themself as simply âandrogynous.â my folks are incredibly supportive on my siblingâs choices to dress in feminine fashion as well as their opera studies.
this idea that pediatric gender clinics are here to maliciously convince children to become trans, and force them into trans affirming surgery or hormones, is ridiculous. it is also ridiculous to claim that they are trying to force labels on gender non conforming children. they are there to provide resources for gnc children and trans children, as well as parents who might be confused by what it means to be LGBT+
kids deserve respect and human rights. talk to them. listen to them. work with them.
i want crinkles around my eyes. i want hair that is patchy and streaked with gray. i want to wear old fashioned out of style clothes. i want my tattoos to be wrinkly and ugly. i want saggy tits and weathered hands and liver spots. i want a wavery creaky voice. i want scars and pockmarks where my piercings used to be. i want pucker wrinkles around my mouth from drinking out of straws and kissing people. if you try to sell me any creams or serums a big bomb will explode.
Hollow knight teaches you that sacrificing yourself no matter if it's noble would just continue the cycle of violence and not change anything so instead you should traverse a buzzsaw minefield and see where that gets you
Hollow Knight teaches you that you can't always save everyone even if you do everything right and there will always be things you will have to sacrifice in the end, so maybe you should fight 42 boss battles in a row over the course of two hours and see where that gets you
Saw these luvers at the New Orleans Botanical Garden
The Lovers by Enrique Alférez in the New Orleans Botanical Garden located in City Park, New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
also tangentially related to my last post - someone i worked with years ago told me about this thing she always tried to do. she said that every so often, when she's with a friend, she let's a stranger 'overhear' a compliment. she'll go to the shop and, as she's walking away from the till, she'll say something like 'that cashier was so lovely, weren't they?'. or she'll wait until someone walks past and say 'gosh didn't they look gorgeous in that dress' or 'their hair looks amazing' or 'wow that person's tattoos were so intricate - beautiful'.
and it really stuck with me. imagine walking past someone and overhearing them say 'that outfit really suits them!' to their friend. imagine choosing to shine a little light into the world for no other reason than because you think it's a nice thing to do.
doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT
