All Kristanna

43. Married. Obsessed with Kristanna

[all-kristanna]

I received notice that my account was 7 years old today.

I also received notice that at 46, I have colon cancer.

I am not old enough to go through the normal screening. I am in otherwise good health. I don’t know what I will need beyond surgery yet. I get a CT scan in two days to see if it has metastasized.

PSA - if you have a family history or if something seems not quite right, GET CHECKED! Your embarrassment or inconvenience of going through a pretty standard procedure may just save your life. Don’t be a fool.

[all-kristanna]

Hey strangers!!!

I’ve been beyond busy of late, but I would be remiss to not drop by and wish all my Frozen fandom friends all the blessings the universe can afford that this most auspicious day has finally arrived!

I’m seeing it tomorrow night, but I hope y’all find it to be everything we’ve been hoping for!

HUGS!

[all-kristanna]

Finally! Finished my “Flynn Rider” colorway socks. Makes me wanna be sassy, sexy, and swashbuckling!

[all-kristanna]

Guess where I am...

[all-kristanna]

Anyone here this week?? I am!

[all-kristanna]

Hey- I heard there’s this new movie coming out soon... something like “Frozen 2?”

Wondering if anyone else here is interested in it.

[all-kristanna]

Intriguing that a NSFW ban goes into effect tomorrow, but today@staff finds it appropriate to run an ad which clearly is homoerotic, male presenting nipples, and fetish positive.

Oh, wait... Snickers PAID for the ad. Guess that makes it all ok, right?

[hckleinman]

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

[sophaoat]

@staff @support

[suzie-guru]

@staff and @support, ban Nazis, not nipples. 

[all-kristanna]

As I read it, the big deal seems to be that APPLE doesn’t want apps available through their App Store which allow adult content. Maybe I’m wrong?

Nevertheless, I can very easily have my blog account on any website and just not use an app to access it. Apps are convenient and slick (when they work)-BUT NOT NECESSARY.

So @staff , I’m happy to go elsewhere. I have no allegiance to tumblr. Since you’re afraid of consensual sex, but unfazed by white supremacy, antisemitism, xenophobia, and hate directed at the LGBTQ community (a community which probably makes up a SHOCKING percentage of your users), you’ve clearly lost touch with your user base and deserve the likely punishment coming your way.

Congratulations, tumblr. You blew it again.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[dyslexic-sinner]

Oh what the hell

[d3vilsfoodisnotjustcak3]

Please?

[all-kristanna]

Hello, universe? It’s me. I have a favor to ask...

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[thelovergirljasmine]

Yo, I’m attending CAU for 2 years, this would reaaaalllyyy save a sista & her mom. 😭🙏🏽

[bunnychronicless]

PLEASE

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[jforjoelle-blog]

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

[luxurious-awakening]

nothing to lose. :))

[intoxicated-s0uls-deactivated20]

Let’s hope

[30rockasaurus]

Why not? :)

[allthepheelsandphandoms]

*crossing fingers*

[tkaaay]

pretty much^^^^

[itsrebeccablack]

i got nothing to lose. (:

[curls-get-gurls-blog]

Last time i did this my wish came true.

[sleep-for-days]

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[x-xdyingtobethinx-x]

Why not lol

[iwannabeaskinnybich]

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

[edxolivex]

I doubt it will work but anyhow

[alliwantisskinny]

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

[teaskinny]

📚 🍵

[sweet-n-dainty]

♥

[just-another-obsession]

Here’s hoping…

[thinningskinny]

🐽

[yansstyle]

Praying for this to work💫

[circestar]

let’s see~

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[foxgirlmigraine]

fucking what

[swoodthis]

B I G D O O T

[all-kristanna]

I’m just gonna leave this here.

[all-kristanna]

I’m so tired of the homophobic, xenophobic, white male entitlement, Trump can do no wrong, liberals are racist, Fox News is the only honest media, trolling ASSES over on Facebook.

But enough about my brother in law.

[jupiter235]

I unfriended an awful lot of people after that travesty of an election…

[all-kristanna]

Sadly, it’s tough to “unfriend” someone who is your wife’s brother without causing all kinds of holy hell.

Actually, my wife wants him to fall into a chasm.

[all-kristanna]

I’m so tired of the homophobic, xenophobic, white male entitlement, Trump can do no wrong, liberals are racist, Fox News is the only honest media, trolling ASSES over on Facebook.

But enough about my brother in law.

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[jaxblade]

Lets go!

[all-kristanna]

Happy birthday!

Thank you so much!