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cloudyaang

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hyrude

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?

newtgeiszler

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

nae-design

Stunning froth masterpieces by latte artist Ku-san

k-eke

Little dress

danandphilnews

wrathofthegiraffe

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.

wizardstan

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

roaminromans

raptorific

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

potatoochann

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

raptorific

You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?

blueboy1299

taken-by-storms

Valkyrie: close your eyes and hold out your hand

Thor: *snaps his eyes shut without question*

Valkyrie, handing him a kitten: her name is Mjolnir

Thor, wiping away tears: I am worthy

taken-by-storms

Valkyrie: close your eyes and hold out your hand

Thor: *snaps his eyes shut without question*

Valkyrie, handing him a kitten: her name is Mjolnir

Thor, wiping away tears: I am worthy

childlikemperor

You literally cannot tell me all the marauders ever did wasn’t braid each other’s hair and talk about boys

don’t you dare steal/repost

mjalti

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

frogingly

prettiest girl in the creek

rare-drop-deactivated20250823

Her rival.

ochaka-archive

reigenaratakaofficial

happy pride month to those who are still in the closet due to their households or overall environments. your identity is still valid and i love you.

studyingxv

all you need to know about america, folks.

noorecheshmet-deactivated201909

fox vs cnn

canyalltexteachother

real talk, superheroes can be so focused on stupid shit sometimes…arms dealers this, drug dealers that… take down the fucking government already you stupid bitches!!