Ashley

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[donde-esta-mi-queso]

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

[kalidelic-blog]

why doesn’t this have more notes

[exemplarybehaviour]

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

[heycinco]

[goraeintheskyy]

#this is it this is american television

[uncool-666]

that all happened in under 2 minutes

[ifeeltheglow]

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

[kanatatachibana-deactivated2015]

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

[therainbowgorilla]

Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

[starrypier-deactivated20230630]

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

[paper-warrior]

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

[all-time-low-5sos]

Strawberry milkshakes with the bae ❤️🍦🍓

[innerwreck]

[egberts]

when a slow download finally finishes

[scraap]

[trumpetnoises-deactivated201507]

[britneyaddiction]

my idols

[rebootluke]

rip all michael girls, myself included.

[jennieluvr]

I wish that I could wake up with amnesia 🎶

[charlestontucker-deactivated201]

tv shows are fictional but the pain is real

[lifehackable]

[urbanarboriculture]

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

[olivedawn-deactivated20190126]

he’s wearing crocs

[risingconfidence-deactivated202]

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.