Allison Found The Moon

bundle of contradictions 26/Aquarius/Complete Dork She/Her

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[sandersstudies]

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

[sandersstudies]

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

[sandersstudies]

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

[evilscientist3]

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

[evilscientist3]

huh.

[evilscientist3]

took off my pants

[chismosavirus]

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

[fallinel]

episode 1:

episode 30:

[sarahseeandersen]

[spoopdeedoop]

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

[spoopdeedoop]

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

[toushindai]

[ID: screenshot of a tag reading "#who doesnt do this"]

[gjengangeren]

[joelaffingmatter]

[rootbeergoddess]

But bruh let's talk about it.

The thing about Patrick Warburton is while a lot of his characters sound similar, he makes them distinct by giving each character a personality. Krunk is vastly different from Joe Swanson. That is why he's such a great voice actor and why we love him so much.

[redbuddi]

The thing about Patrick Warburton is that he actually knows how to act

[chongoblog]

"Voice acting" is two words for a reason

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[graveyard-slumberparty-deactiva]

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[thevastnessof]

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

[kushblazer666]

[yourfriendfrogs]

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[instant-oatmeal]

Souphelia

[degeneration-design-doctor]

OPhởlia

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[badsciencejokes]

Yup. It's old

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[i-am-a-fish]

beautiful people all across the globe are reading and looking at this post right now. you are one of them and there might be as many as four other people looking at this post right now that are also beautiful

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]