All stories are true. Some just never happened

idk man. I've been on this site for 10 years and don't plan to leave anytime soon. I'm queer as hell and right now I've got the Steddie brainrot.

[reagantheteenagewitch]

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

[cuntylestat]

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

[moonfruito]

based on a tweet i can't find about max realising that her new bestie is also mike obsessed and she'll never be free

[graffitinight]

When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)

Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.

Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)

I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)

YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)

The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)

The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)

The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)

It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)

Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???

To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)

So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)

[depsidase]

[the-clown-in-question]

Some stranger things incorrect quotes to make your day :)

[arelliann]

Post credits scenes I pinky promise

[danielwaldorf]

post s3 erica is worried about her friends steve and robin because they're both really skittish and weird and they keep jumping and flinching at everything and she's like what's wrong with them... and dustin's like well they did get a little tortured i guess :/ and erica's like (eleven years old) but that was three whole weeks ago 🤨 and dustin's like ever heard of trauma 🙄 and erica's like shut up dipshit i have to go i have plans. and then she goes and hangs out with her little posse and feels very odd and out of place and she's noticing all of these little things she hasn't before and she's like what's that. and her little friend is like what? oh my bracelet? it's a medical alert it's because i'm allergic to penicillin. so if i'm like dying in public doctors know i can't have penicillin. and erica's like oh. hm. and her other friend is like oh that's like my cousin's dog he has to wear a vest in public that says NERVOUS on it so people don't come up to him and scare him.

and while her friends start arguing about comparing each other to nervous dogs erica is thinking very hard about her dear pals who are kinda losers but they stayed behind to let her escape the russians... and she's like hm they're like that nervous dog.... i should do something to help them. because they are such weak little losers obviously.

next day erica walkies steve and is like bring robin to my house NOW. they arrive very worried and she presents them with two little beaded bracelets (way more colorful than these and with little heart and star shaped beads too).

they're like wh. and she's like they're medical alert bracelets. for your russian trauma. and she says this so sincerely and she is so eleven years old that steve and robin make eye contact and they're immediately like erica that's really thoughtful of you thank you SO much.

and then they get in steve's car and they drive like halfway down the road before steve has to park because they're both laughing so hard they're crying and robin's like i'm never taking this off ever and steve is like oh my god she put glitter beads on mine is yours glittery?? and robin's like YES AND I THINK THE HEART GLOWS IN THE DARK!! and they literally laugh so hard they almost throw up. and they never take them off ever 🩷

[claraoswalds]

STRANGER THINGS LADIES APPRECIATION WEEK ↳ Day 4: Favorite Headcanon

Full of surprises, isn't she?

[rhubarbspring]

(source)

[dancing-crow]

thank you yes, I did need this today

[lazylittledragon]

reclaim annoying little sister speedrun any%

[pt 1] [pt 2] [pt 3]

[nancywheelesbian]

Steve: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with another guy. Last night I lost my boyfriend at a party and found him alone in a room eating buffalo chicken dip straight from the crockpot. That’s called upgrading

[absentlurker]

You can’t tell me Eddie wasn’t high as hell and took one look at that buffalo chicken dip and went “hell yeah” before he picked up the entire crockpot and hid himself away in a room so he could starfish on the floor while feeding himself that delicious dip.

That’s how Steve finds him like 45 minutes later. He bursts into the room as he prepares himself for heartbreak again only to see his boyfriend on the floor humming to himself as he scoops dip into his mouth.

“Oh thank god,” Steve sighs loudly, leaning on the doorframe. Eddie raises his head just enough to see him and beams at him as he happily exclaims, “Stevie!”

[twosunson]

Steve asks for some and Eddie immediatley says no. Steve briefly thinks this may be even worse than nancy but Eddie sees the sad look and goes. "fine you can have some But only because I love you"

robin finds them an hour later, both laying on the floor with an empty dish and big smiles on their faces

[peigslayers]

obsessed with stories where you can never go home

[peigslayers]

you can never go home because you fell asleep for a thousand years and when you woke up and returned there, your society had changed, your house had fallen and all of your friends were dead. you can never go home because you made a choice and were shattered into pieces and your home was destroyed in your wake. you can never go home because someone took you and changed you against your will and although your home is the same, the person who belonged there is dead. you can never go home because you committed a crime and your family expelled you and even as they extend a hand of reconciliation, you will never forgive them. you can never go home because your home was a person and someone murdered her and now you drift and grieve to the point of insanity. you can never go home because you never knew your sister but she gave you every opportunity you have and now she's dead and your parents see nothing but her in your eyes.

[imperatorsapphiosa]

You can’t go home because home hasn’t changed at all, and that’s the problem, because wherever you went changed you too much for home to recognize

[kbsd]

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion

[ilya-rozanova]

maria + saying “GIRL”

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[jayhsketch]

got a thing about you and it won't go away,,