allyisallama

I write poems and fanfiction at the pace of an arthritic snail

[pandalikeelf]

1954-2026

You will be missed. ❤️

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[itadoriahh]

one hour gojo study. will i fully render this? i dont know. i just love when he looks so clean and ethereal and happy. and also when he’s got a little bit of blood, cuz baby i bet it makes him feel alive

[itadoriahh]

call your chiropractor. i’m back

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[bewbin]

if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum

[bewbin]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[rinasaurusrex]

every time sweetie wakes up and stretches she bleps and i FINALLY GOT A PICTURE OF IT

[rinasaurusrex]

they’re bullying my child in the facebook comments 😂

[olderthannetfic]

For a fic title - I'm trying to think of an equivalent phrase to "there but for the grace of god go I", but without the religious connotations since those don't fit the main character well. Any ideas? I know I'm overthinking this and should probably just use it as the title.

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I can't think of anything exactly equivalent off the top of my head. The negative version is 'for want of a nail'.

[allyisallama]

someone else comment on this because I have an autistic obsession with words and I WILL think about this for actual days if left alone

Ive already deleted a comment and erased three more because this is a trap laid specifically for me

[foreveriallyzombified]

[wormweb]

This is why accessibilityis so important.

[foreveriallyzombified]

To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he saw more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? that orca, was me

[allyisallama]

Me, being very implicit with the Gamestop employee that I DO NOT want spoilers and will even avoid watching game trailers

"Okay, but can I just give you a trigger warning?" Yeah sure whatever man

*trigger warning that spoils the end of the whole game* God Fucking Damn It

[allyisallama]

I am a sinner, I am a being made for sin, thus I must present this thought to all of ye:

Blobkuna fleshlight

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the last item you ordered online disappeared! are you ok?

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Voting ended onMay 22

[allyisallama]

Okay but

Yuuji with claws

Yuuji suddenly growing claws

Yuuji putting his thumb in Satoru's mouth and slowly driving his claw into the center of his tongue and splitting it down the middle

Yuuji who can't finger Satoru open anymore and hes secretly delighted like,,, "Oh nooooo oh well guess I'll have to eat you out to stretch you from now on"

Yuuji who uses his claws to enter a whole new realm of depravity and Satoru being possibly the only person in the world who is really, aggressively, into that

[soymoss]

starling

[allyisallama]

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[allyisallama]

My seat got upgraded on my flight! But the plane is therapy and the upgrade is to Intensive Outpatient Therapy 😜

[allyisallama]

my psychiatrist has got my fucking number now, at check in today she made me call her back after her last client so we could organize a plan for improvement (the plan is to just sit in the sunlight 15 minutes every day and also talk to my iop about getting me out of a group with a parent that reminds me of my own traumatic childhood)