ALLY

ALLYDUBS

[hansolo]

[vigilantejustice]

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

[andromedafalls]

he’d come bring the man soup I fucking love him

[1-800youwish]

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

[dismalboii]

DUDE GOD BLESS HER

[underscore-kate]

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me

[timeandspacelocked-deactivated2]

YOU GO GIRL!!

[noose]

oh my god yes

[imtakingafuckingbreak-deactivat]

YES GIRL UR MY HERO

[mymompickedthisurl-deactivated2]

Reblogged so fast.  ”How dare you?”

[cazzette]

GURL YOU TELL HIM

[morefunthanb4]

[dongboss]

who do you trust more ? a fucking nerd ass math fuck or a warlock ?

[fuks]

[vomer-deactivated20140308]

[demoncyborg]

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

[urgeddd]

teacher: so who should i call on next

me: 

[stability]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via hoosyourdaddyo)

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[setheverman]

i’m on to you drake

[stop-participating]

why does this make me happy

[allywilliams]

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago

me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

today i learned that the first use of “omg" occurred in 1917 in a letter to winston fucking churchill

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

in case you think im fucking with you:

[jamekirks]

is this that new star wars trio

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person 1: “Okay, I’ll meet you guys out there in a second.”

Both: “Okay.”

Person 1: “Hey, babe- “

Both: “Yeah?”

[silence]

Person 1: “Nevermind?”

Person 2: “You sure, babe?”

[fuckyeahcrossfit]

[nasturbate]