[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

[ladyegwene]

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

[verifiedcryptid]

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

[verifiedcryptid]

by talos this can’t be happening

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[annalisasparkleshine]

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

[kagrenacs]

By the nine here comes an assassin! Emperor Uriel Septim, watch out for that falling car battery!

[dogpuppy]

[dangerousturkey]

Killing and hatred and violence

[lofthearted]

Oh so you like birds? Name every bird.

okay.

Keep reading

[heyitsphoenixx]

[baronfulmen]

[beradan]

#did I click on that read more? yes#should I have? no it’s just a list of every bird species exactly like the meme says#do I expect you all to also click on this despite being warned? also yes (via @goddamnshinyrock)

[makeitdewey]

598 Aves (Birds)

[copperbadge]

[ID: A sign above a pair of swinging doors, reading “More Birds This Way”. It is in the aviary of the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago.]

[shanelemagne]

Blue Root Unknown Artist 15th Century

[bunjywunjy]

[xxxepicfortnitegamerxxx]

[knifemutt]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[sottopressione1]

[neckkiss]

Rupi Kaur 

(via weheartit)

[weirdmageddon]

[luisonte]

LOLAZO

[lordascapelion]

[perryfellow]

[sandmandaddy69]

[tatzelwurming]

I’m pissing with clumsiness and wild abandon

[girlblocker]

get vaccinated so we never have to see CNN talk about an omega variant

[kikokuso]

An omega variant would be one of the last covid variants and the trend is that covid is slowly becoming more infectious and less severe with each mutation. This would mean that the omega variant would spread and multiply extremely easily, but would also be weak and mild in symptoms.

Therefore we can consider the omega variant submissive and breedable.

[girlblocker]

op here. i want a lobotomy