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dwoodledip

Orla, the Tiefling turned Water Genasi due to elemental plane shenanigans

fuckyeahchinesefashion

theshitpostcalligrapher

req’d by @freyasfolly

you are probably wondering why I have brought you all here today

text: Bitches, Bros, & Nonbinary Hoes

hyperions-fate

Faced with the tamest expressions of public opposition, the British are working hard to prove they're a nation of servile, forelock-tugging clowns.

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate

I was arrested after asking “who elected him?” at the proclamation of King Charle

Is this what democracy looks like in the 21st century?

nudityandnerdery

"Noooo, the monarchy doesn't have any real power, stop blaming the queen for what the UK did!"

Incredibly wealthy, incredibly influential, and legally protected from the mildest criticism, I guess. It all just makes it even more damning that they won't speak out on important topics that deserve to be condemned.

welcometoyouredoom

Happy Labor Day

mysterium-solis

Sword Illustrations by Ma-Ko (2018-21)

right-2-rebel-deactivated202210

i wish all gas and electricity firms a very happy die

funnytwittertweets

thenewborndeity

colethewolf

they were literal hippies that chilled and occasionally stopped greedy ass white ppl from stealing land, artifacts, or money. icons, tbh.

shepardlives

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

shepardlives

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

ii-zi

yes

toastbutteregg

this is sadly relatable

twinicegiantorbiters

dragon hormones huuuuge needle to go through scales

twinicegiantorbiters

titanium or some shit

teratocrat

theres a knight on horseback galloping towards you holding it like a lance, only way to get enough momentum

chipper-smol

The HRG (Hormone Replacement Guild) provides an irreplaceable service for dragonkind

toastbutteregg

andreii-tarkovsky

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

brehaaorgana

This was such a formative movie

musicalhell

This shit was revolutionary for the mid-90s. Among other things it helped me understand that transgender and cross-dressing were completely separate things.

aqueerkettleofish

To this day, I am in awe of the fact that Patrick Swayze not only campaigned hard to get the audition, not only auditioned in dress and makeup, but spent most of the day leading up to the audition walking around LA in dress and makeup.

This was a man who could sing, dance, act, ride a horse, fight, and walk in heels, he had nothing to prove to anyone, and he is MISSED.

aqueerkettleofish

Okay, I’m not done feeling about this.

If you’re younger, you may not know Patrick Swayze; he was Taken From Us in 2009. But Patrick Swayze was an icon of masculinity. Men were willing to watch romantic movies because Patrick Swayze was in them.

Patrick Swayze was fucking beefcake.

And this man didn’t just agree to do a movie where the only time he’s not actually in drag is the first three minutes, which involve stepping out of the shower, doing make up, and getting Dressed. He has ONE LINE that is delivered in a man’s voice, and it’s not during those three minutes.

And if you watch those three minutes, you see a stark difference between his portrayal of Miss Vida Bohéme and Wesley Snipes as Noxeema Jackson. (I am not criticizing Snipes’ performance. They were different roles.) Noxeema was a comedy character. Chi-Chi was a comedy character. But Miss Vida Bohéme was a dramatic role, played by a dramatic powerhouse.

When Vida sits down in front of the mirror, she sees a man. And she doesn’t like it.

Then she puts her hair up, and her face lights up.

“Ready or not,” she says. “Here comes Mama.”

And while Noxeema is having fun with her transformation (at one point breaking into a giggling fit after putting on pantyhose), Vida is simply taking pleasure in bringing out her true self. And when she’s done, she sees this:

And you can FEEL her pride.

All of this from an actor who, up to this point, walked on to the screen and dripped testosterone.

jenroses

It matters that this happened in 1995. It wouldn’t fly today, wouldn’t be the right choice, we’ve moved past it, but it mattered and was important that it happened the way it happened today. It’s one of the stepping stones.