welcome to the shitshow my dudes

🐢

[dailycatsblog]

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[auroraborealis22]

Cat And Her Kitten (1920) Théophile Alexandre Steinlen

[janasojka]

Yes.

[zedogica]

when theres ants at the function

[ymutate]

Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)

Pygmalion, 2025

Watercolor on paper

21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)

Private collection

[naamahdarling]

Watercolor??????

[thecollectibles]

Twilight Stories by Yana Dhyana

[sixty-silver-wishes]

so a few years ago when I quit my last job, my mom made me a frog-themed cake to celebrate my last day of work and I’m still thinking about it

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[onemossygoblin]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[ashblossomandjoyousspring]

We don't blame them

[dragongirltitties]

theyre just so smooth

[bogleech]

hey chicken people are you okay

[hotvampireadjacent]

reduces but not eliminates

[huffylemon]

shrimps is bugs

[paintingispoetry]

J. W. Godward, The Quiet Pet detail, 1906

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[almostquickbeatle]

sticky notes in your lunchbox >>>>

[haunted-fen]

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”