// screamø ukelele rap //

i like jøsh dun and døgs but møstly jøsh dun stay |-/ alive

[pookieshane]

bisexual menace ilya rozanov (he looks so good here it's fucking crazy)

[paperdollinsane]

When you're depressed but you still have to serve face and tiddies

[sacred-portal]

[kittybroker]

Feast your eyes on these two delicious hamburgers! Dig in with prices as low as only $8.90!

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[mariqueenmaandigreznor-deactiva]

David Lynch shows off his Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral CD

[despazito]

Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares

[podcastwizard]

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

[podcastwizard]

where were they. greta where were they.

[fuggmuff]

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[ojibwa]

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

[ojibwa]

this is it. this is the photo of all time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

SNUG

[wrenchinator-central]

Comfy even

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[ilyarozanovgifs]

Ilya Rozanov + tweets

[frontmansdefender]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

[wickedsnack]

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: *sleeping peacefully*

Shane at 3 am: