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"You dont look like a giant land mass, you look like a giant dumbass" Alois to Flavio Vargas 2014.

[blackbutler-confessions]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[alois-goddamn-trancy]

Lady Birds

*Drawing a bird*

I shall name it Jacqueline! “That bird looks too masculine to be named Jacqueline! Make it more feminine!”

Got it.

Everyone, meet Jacqueline, the Lady Bird.

[maajenka]

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable

[dorodraws]

hats

[luunaria]

I don’t know Erwin… that Survey Corps jacket with those black pants??? Where’s your bolo tie??? You clearly just grabbed the Survey Corps jacket because it was the only one you could find

I think a nice tailored-for-you black jacket would be better

OH HOW I WONDER WHERE YOUR NICE TAILORED-FOR-YOU BLACK JACKET COULD BE ?????????????? ?????? ?????????

go away, I know I am thirstY 

[elasticitymudflap]

Visit Original Link

[jolyene]

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

[not-kaiva]

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

[elasticitymudflap]

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

IT’S FINALLY BACK!! 

[maxeth]

MUSICAL SHITPOST

[omfgrealitytv-deactivated201911]

Tanisha Always On Beat LOL

[dats-my-type-deactivated2021022]

I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!

[bugsroseee]

Someone link this to her

[garden-of-everything]

according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

1-5: be completely baffled by  6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet 11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of 16-20: cry a lot about 21-25: seek heaven through 26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

january: the weight of your sins february: full communism march: rage bigger than your body can contain april: the Sun may: eleven-dimensional space june: violence july: the merciless confines of linear time august: a fictional character september: the void october: a ghost november: every single dragon december: a giant robot

[starwahoo]

how most of u see kylo ren:

how i see kylo ren:

[gamer-bbq]

how i see kylo ren:

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

how i see kylo ren:

[alois-goddamn-trancy]

I killed my daughters fox in Skyrim and I guess I caught it by surprise

[universalpicturesuk]

The Danish Girl is in cinemas on New Year’s Day.

[buckobarns-deactivated20160718]

Black Butler Text Posts [Alois Trancy]

[tokiwar2th-deactivated20160201]

there’s so much Alois hate in the Black Butler fandom

and like no offence. why is all the hate directed at him instead of these dickwads

[ryoyourboat]

Claude tending to Alois's wounds

Claude mumbling under his breath: Man, I can’t wait to kill you… Alois: What!? Claude: Oh sorry, I meant to say I cant wait to heal you, hah stupid auto correct Alois: Claude, this is a live conversation

[corybanticlydeviant]

The truth burns

[ryoyourboat]

Claude: I’m just as good a butler as Sebastian Alois: April fools was month’s ago Claude